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Confucius Jan 12th 2008 3:43 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5778114)
hmmm...a coffee date with be's most desired men...now there's an offer...

MM, xx

A dogfight...For want of a better word...

Madam Medusa Jan 12th 2008 3:43 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5778120)
You need a chaperone???Don't worry,I never have sex on first date...

not through lack of trying i bet...

MM, xx

Confucius Jan 12th 2008 3:44 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5778122)
not through lack of trying i bet...

MM, xx

Not at all...I'm not an animal...

Madam Medusa Jan 12th 2008 3:46 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5778126)
Not at all...I'm not an animal...

no, of course not, animals don't date...

MM, xx

Confucius Jan 12th 2008 3:48 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5778134)
no, of course not, animals don't date...

MM, xx

They fornicate...

shakh your bootie Jan 12th 2008 3:56 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5778140)
They fornicate...

unlike you, recently, judging by your horniness....

MataHari Jan 12th 2008 3:57 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5778153)
unlike you, recently, judging by your horniness....

you noticed it as well...the man is out of control

Madam Medusa Jan 12th 2008 4:00 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5778156)
you noticed it as well...the man is out of control

he doesn't hide it well, to be fair...

MM, xx

MataHari Jan 12th 2008 4:02 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5778161)
he doesn't hide it well, to be fair...

MM, xx

he's flipping flaunting it...

shakh your bootie Jan 12th 2008 4:04 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5778161)
he doesn't hide it well, to be fair...

MM, xx

I'd be disappointed if he did hide it at all.....

The Dean Jan 12th 2008 4:14 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5778169)
I'd be disappointed if he did hide it at all.....

Having read this thread twice, I find my self curiously aroused................

......... now if you'll just excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom - I have a Chinese village to feed............

Confucius Jan 12th 2008 5:10 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 
I feel so horny...

Cham128 Jan 13th 2008 3:00 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5778359)
I feel so horny...

all you need to say now is

"...love you long time" and the dean will be hiring you for a "massage"

Madam Medusa Jan 13th 2008 5:56 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 

Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5781489)
all you need to say now is

"...love you long time" and the dean will be hiring you for a "massage"

think he's tried that already and failed...

MM, xx

seven seas Jan 14th 2008 4:12 pm

Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
 
That was great about the 'good name' though.

Coz I have a good name that I only use on special occasions....

the other name I use for normal everyday situations.


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