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claimsboys Jan 22nd 2013 9:47 am

My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 
Are you man enough...................:ohmy:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module

Fail haters i apologise.

littlejimmy Jan 22nd 2013 9:57 am

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 
MY EYES! MY EYES!

shiva Jan 22nd 2013 10:01 am

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 
her hips are 8ft around.
NO that would be her fat that's 8ft around, her hips haven't en seen since the 80's

weasel decentral Jan 22nd 2013 10:06 am

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 
http://i.imgur.com/oAxoxQD.jpg

Bahtatboy Jan 22nd 2013 10:08 am

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 
How, just how? The husband's either got to have snake-like hips to get in there, or be of donkey proportions.

I do wish I hadn't thought that.

Millhouse Jan 22nd 2013 10:27 am

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 
BB - call yourself a lover. tch, you have no clue.

weasel decentral Jan 22nd 2013 10:28 am

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 
You'll need,
this:
http://i.imgur.com/LMEE1ni.jpg

and this:
http://i.imgur.com/wrK0hey.jpg

one of these:
http://i.imgur.com/YpU0VdM.png

and possibly this:
http://i.imgur.com/zGsVsmt.jpg

Bahtatboy Jan 22nd 2013 10:30 am

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 

Originally Posted by weasel decentral (Post 10498307)

:rofl::rofl:

Bahtatboy Jan 22nd 2013 10:36 am

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 
Speaking of things big and small, how come every time I post a pic its the size of a postage stamp, but everyone else's fills the bloody screen? Or is it just that when you look at your own it always looks smaller?

claimsboys Jan 22nd 2013 10:44 am

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 10498322)
Speaking of things big and small, how come every time I post a pic its the size of a postage stamp, but everyone else's fills the bloody screen? Or is it just that when you look at your own it always looks smaller?

Negative thinking my friend. I always think BIG.

Beakersful Jan 22nd 2013 11:14 am

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 
When I scrolled down to the video my first reaction was:

Cyclist walking past
When safely past, cyclist utters to bystanders, "I gots off me bike cuz I thought there were an Earthquake, innit!"

http://i.imgur.com/tUw7vKR.jpg

weasel decentral Jan 22nd 2013 12:18 pm

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 10498322)
Speaking of things big and small, how come every time I post a pic its the size of a postage stamp, but everyone else's fills the bloody screen? Or is it just that when you look at your own it always looks smaller?

I think you are downloading and saving the picture then using it as an attachment. Where as I am using the URL directly of the pictures internet location, 'hotlinking' as the kids call it.

One further advance is to use an Imgur add-on to your browser and when you right click the picture it will upload it to Imgur and give you a URL for the picture. Some sites don't like direct linking as it eats their bandwidth so to speak.
This may all be crap but it sounds good.

Boomhauer Jan 22nd 2013 1:59 pm

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 

Originally Posted by weasel decentral (Post 10498273)

Laugh all you want but ancient Mother Goddess statues looked like her.:D

britexpat76 Jan 22nd 2013 2:48 pm

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 
How does she take a shit or scratch her Ar*ehole?

Beakersful Jan 22nd 2013 3:39 pm

Re: My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10498835)
How does she take a shit or scratch her Ar*ehole?

http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-Bott.../dp/B000G39ZIY

Keep up! This is what happens when you spend years in the Gulf States, letting life pass you by!! :)


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