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My Bootylicious to hot to handle. Gentlemen up for a challenge?

Old Jan 22nd 2013, 9:47 am
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Are you man enough...................

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Old Jan 22nd 2013, 9:57 am
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MY EYES! MY EYES!
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Old Jan 22nd 2013, 10:01 am
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her hips are 8ft around.
NO that would be her fat that's 8ft around, her hips haven't en seen since the 80's
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Old Jan 22nd 2013, 10:06 am
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How, just how? The husband's either got to have snake-like hips to get in there, or be of donkey proportions.

I do wish I hadn't thought that.
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BB - call yourself a lover. tch, you have no clue.
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You'll need,
this:


and this:


one of these:


and possibly this:
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Speaking of things big and small, how come every time I post a pic its the size of a postage stamp, but everyone else's fills the bloody screen? Or is it just that when you look at your own it always looks smaller?
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Speaking of things big and small, how come every time I post a pic its the size of a postage stamp, but everyone else's fills the bloody screen? Or is it just that when you look at your own it always looks smaller?
Negative thinking my friend. I always think BIG.
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When I scrolled down to the video my first reaction was:

Cyclist walking past
When safely past, cyclist utters to bystanders, "I gots off me bike cuz I thought there were an Earthquake, innit!"

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Speaking of things big and small, how come every time I post a pic its the size of a postage stamp, but everyone else's fills the bloody screen? Or is it just that when you look at your own it always looks smaller?
I think you are downloading and saving the picture then using it as an attachment. Where as I am using the URL directly of the pictures internet location, 'hotlinking' as the kids call it.

One further advance is to use an Imgur add-on to your browser and when you right click the picture it will upload it to Imgur and give you a URL for the picture. Some sites don't like direct linking as it eats their bandwidth so to speak.
This may all be crap but it sounds good.
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Laugh all you want but ancient Mother Goddess statues looked like her.
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How does she take a shit or scratch her Ar*ehole?
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How does she take a shit or scratch her Ar*ehole?
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