Merry Christmas all....
Dec 26th 2008, 3:27 am
#46
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
We opened presents this morning..I got Majesty Prestigio Irons, a Black Tag Aquaracer, a box of Davidoff No.2's, a Kayak (I did'nt even ask for it), a commemerative Wincheter .22 lever action rifle, some golf shirts and pants, an IPOD dock, a real nice pen, a suscription to Penthouse, socks, a 6 pack of beer, an Ice fishing pole (?), some golf shirts and pants, golf balls with my name on them, and a jug of 100% Maple Syrup from Vermont..
MM, xx
Dec 26th 2008, 4:05 am
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
We opened presents this morning..I got Majesty Prestigio Irons, a Black Tag Aquaracer, a box of Davidoff No.2's, a Kayak (I did'nt even ask for it), a commemerative Wincheter .22 lever action rifle, some golf shirts and pants, an IPOD dock, a real nice pen, a suscription to Penthouse, socks, a 6 pack of beer, an Ice fishing pole (?), some golf shirts and pants, golf balls with my name on them, and a jug of 100% Maple Syrup from Vermont..
What kind of mental retard are you?
I'm expecting something similar to your post when the five-year-old daughter of one of my mates sends out her thank-you letters next week........
And by the way - you wrote that you've always been able to get any woman you want............. I must introduce you and your ego to Deanetta some day.......... as long as you have no further use for your genitals of course?
Troll off.
Dec 26th 2008, 6:05 am
#48
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
JohnnyTacco,
What kind of mental retard are you?
I'm expecting something similar to your post when the five-year-old daughter of one of my mates sends out her thank-you letters next week........
And by the way - you wrote that you've always been able to get any woman you want............. I must introduce you and your ego to Deanetta some day.......... as long as you have no further use for your genitals of course?
Troll off.
What kind of mental retard are you?
I'm expecting something similar to your post when the five-year-old daughter of one of my mates sends out her thank-you letters next week........
And by the way - you wrote that you've always been able to get any woman you want............. I must introduce you and your ego to Deanetta some day.......... as long as you have no further use for your genitals of course?
Troll off.
Dec 26th 2008, 1:50 pm
#49
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
Don't take your failures in life out on me
Dec 26th 2008, 1:54 pm
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
We opened presents this morning..I got Majesty Prestigio Irons, a Black Tag Aquaracer, a box of Davidoff No.2's, a Kayak (I did'nt even ask for it), a commemerative Wincheter .22 lever action rifle, some golf shirts and pants, an IPOD dock, a real nice pen, a suscription to Penthouse, socks, a 6 pack of beer, an Ice fishing pole (?), some golf shirts and pants, golf balls with my name on them, and a jug of 100% Maple Syrup from Vermont..
Dec 26th 2008, 1:54 pm
#51
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
Far away Angelface...But back to the subject..The smile lights up the page or at least the posts surrounding yours..It actually effects my mood, seeing it makes me 1 to 2% happier..
Is it natural or did you have some dental work or something?..Whats the story on that?
Is it natural or did you have some dental work or something?..Whats the story on that?
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Dec 26th 2008, 2:04 pm
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
Hi Eva- how was you X-Mas?
People send me crazy stuff for X mas, I got some little things I did'nt even mention there..A co worker sent me a ball on a string with the string attached to a little cup..The object is to swing the ball up and catch it in the cup..It's the kind of toy kids got in the 1300's, but you know what, (call me a simplton) but I really got into it and after an hour of playing with it my wife had to tell me to put it down and pay attention to the kids opening their gifts..She actually took it away from me and hid it
People send me crazy stuff for X mas, I got some little things I did'nt even mention there..A co worker sent me a ball on a string with the string attached to a little cup..The object is to swing the ball up and catch it in the cup..It's the kind of toy kids got in the 1300's, but you know what, (call me a simplton) but I really got into it and after an hour of playing with it my wife had to tell me to put it down and pay attention to the kids opening their gifts..She actually took it away from me and hid it
Dec 26th 2008, 2:07 pm
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
Far away Angelface...But back to the subject..The smile lights up the page or at least the posts surrounding yours..It actually effects my mood, seeing it makes me 1 to 2% happier..
Is it natural or did you have some dental work or something?..Whats the story on that?
Is it natural or did you have some dental work or something?..Whats the story on that?
MM, xx
Dec 26th 2008, 2:13 pm
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
Hi Eva- how was you X-Mas?
People send me crazy stuff for X mas, I got some little things I did'nt even mention there..A co worker sent me a ball on a string with the string attached to a little cup..The object is to swing the ball up and catch it in the cup..It's the kind of toy kids got in the 1300's, but you know what, (call me a simplton) but I really got into it and after an hour of playing with it my wife had to tell me to put it down and pay attention to the kids opening their gifts..She actually took it away from me and hid it
People send me crazy stuff for X mas, I got some little things I did'nt even mention there..A co worker sent me a ball on a string with the string attached to a little cup..The object is to swing the ball up and catch it in the cup..It's the kind of toy kids got in the 1300's, but you know what, (call me a simplton) but I really got into it and after an hour of playing with it my wife had to tell me to put it down and pay attention to the kids opening their gifts..She actually took it away from me and hid it
You must have felt like whacking her with the Winchester.
What did you give the co worker?
Dec 26th 2008, 4:26 pm
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
I walk straight out my door and down a 1/4 mile and theres a raging river..The North Fork of the South Platte...I'll tell you a funny story about that..Me and my wife walked down there once..This section of the river has a steep canyon on either side of it and it's impossible to get to that section of river without crossing my property so we are alone down there right? We've never ever seen a single soul down there..My wife says she wants to pretend be an indian sqaw and i'm a cowboy who ravages her on these rocks by the river..No dialogue or anything crazy like that, thats just whats in her head..So were by the river and she's down on her knees and suddenly two Kayakers appear out of nowhere..It was a couple..They see us just as I see them..My first reaction was to push my wife off, but it was too late and they were moving fast down the river so I just shrugged and waved hi..The had an embarrased look on their faces to, they waved back and were gone as quick as they appreared...My wife never knew what happened..I never told her, she would be so embarrassed
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Dec 26th 2008, 4:33 pm
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Re: Merry Christmas all....
I walk straight out my door and down a 1/4 mile and theres a raging river..The North Fork of the South Platte...I'll tell you a funny story about that..Me and my wife walked down there once..This section of the river has a steep canyon on either side of it and it's impossible to get to that section of river without crossing my property so we are alone down there right? We've never ever seen a single soul down there..My wife says she wants to pretend be an indian sqaw and i'm a cowboy who ravages her on these rocks by the river..No dialogue or anything crazy like that, thats just whats in her head..So were by the river and she's down on her knees and suddenly two Kayakers appear out of nowhere..It was a couple..They see us just as I see them..My first reaction was to push my wife off, but it was too late and they were moving fast down the river so I just shrugged and waved hi..The had an embarrased look on their faces to, they waved back and were gone as quick as they appreared...My wife never knew what happened..I never told her, she would be so embarrassed
Mildly amusing Johnny
Minihaha
Running Bear.