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TheShed Apr 10th 2012 6:36 pm

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9999550)
How does that impact beers in two weeks?

I am at an exhibition at Dubai Trade Centre so will be nearby. Count me in :-)

Dumbo Apr 10th 2012 7:39 pm

Re: Meet Up.
 
I will be honest from the start and tell you that I will not be attending. I only meet women from the internet and that is for physical activities only.

Have a good night.

weasel decentral Apr 10th 2012 8:28 pm

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by Dumbo (Post 9999716)
I will be honest (lie detector starts buzzing intermittently) from the start and tell you that I will not be attending. I only meet women (Loud ringing begins) from the internet and that is for physical activities only (Detector explodes).

Have a good night.

:nod:

Dumbo Apr 10th 2012 9:01 pm

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by weasel decentral (Post 9999764)
:nod:

:D Its quite true my friend, I have never met a man that I have only spoken to online, also I have never met an internet lady that I didn't have sex with. These are both facts. ;)

britexpat76 Apr 10th 2012 9:07 pm

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by Dumbo (Post 9999803)
:D Its quite true my friend, I have never met a man that I have only spoken to online, also I have never met an internet lady that I didn't have sex with. These are both facts. ;)

Those escort sites are very convenient...........

Dumbo Apr 11th 2012 12:06 am

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 9999816)
Those escort sites are very convenient...........

Are they not banned here? (I will defer to your experience in these matters).

I'm not sure I could pay for it directly, I feel very uncomfortable in strip bars, etc. let alone something so clinical.

Millhouse Apr 11th 2012 1:05 am

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Can I ask how many internet encounters you have had?

Have you had any go wrong? Eg the 17 year old chick that is a 52 year old biker?

weasel decentral Apr 11th 2012 1:27 am

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male or female 52 year old biker?

However I am going to suggest your moral compass is a little bit skewed if you are out meeting 17 year old chicks for sex.:huh: lucky bastard!

Oyibopeppeh Apr 11th 2012 1:47 am

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by weasel decentral (Post 10000179)
male or female 52 year old biker?

However I am going to suggest your moral compass is a little bit skewed if you are out meeting 17 year old chicks for sex.:huh: lucky bastard!


And what's wrong with a bit of gerbil? :blink:

winter Apr 11th 2012 2:35 am

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9999550)
How does that impact beers in two weeks?

Because I now have no money:o

winter Apr 11th 2012 2:40 am

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 9999451)
Caused by the 'idiot behind you'? Will that be your defence in court?

It was either get rear ended or the fine, went for the fine, so all paid up, car still intact and with me. Obviously you have never had someone come screaming up behind you flashing lights and beeping, so had no choice to go through amber light.

norsk Apr 11th 2012 7:01 am

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by winter (Post 10000320)
It was either get rear ended or the fine, went for the fine, so all paid up, car still intact and with me. Obviously you have never had someone come screaming up behind you flashing lights and beeping, so had no choice to go through amber light.

A friend of mine had something similar happen recently and they impounded his car for 2 weeks. Sucks..

I love my cars, but they are replaceable objects. And most of the time damage from this kind of thing will be fairly minor. And on top of that you can use the opportunity to sue the tw@t for the whiplash you "got"...

Dumbo Apr 11th 2012 5:07 pm

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 10000134)
Can I ask how many internet encounters you have had?

Have you had any go wrong? Eg the 17 year old chick that is a 52 year old biker?

874. There was a bad situation once when a lady told me that she used to be called steve, before the op. But you only live once.

Millhouse Apr 11th 2012 5:41 pm

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by Dumbo (Post 10001498)
874. There was a bad situation once when a lady told me that she used to be called steve, before the op. But you only live once.

At least half of that post is true :)

the_red_sheep Apr 11th 2012 9:46 pm

Re: Meet Up.
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 10001519)
At least half of that post is true :)

So you think the bit about the op was made up too?

And, I'm 50/50 on come along for drinks on the night depending on work/travel.


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