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Old Jan 16th 2014, 8:37 am
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Good luck at the Quacks Scamp, hope it isn't anything too serious
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Old Jan 16th 2014, 8:39 am
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Good luck at the Quacks Scamp, hope it isn't anything too serious
Ta BC, don't think it will be!
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Old Jan 16th 2014, 8:40 am
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Ta BC, don't think it will be!
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Old Jan 16th 2014, 8:41 am
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Whats the worst that could happen? Strangulated testicles and they whip your bollocks off
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Old Jan 16th 2014, 8:54 am
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Whats the worst that could happen? Strangulated testicles and they whip your bollocks off
My brother had that and now we call him Jenny :P
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Old Jan 16th 2014, 9:03 am
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The husband thought he had a hernia, went to doc, moved on to specialist, ended up with Oncologist and Non Hodkins Lymphoma. A fair amount of Chemo later he's fine. Just saying.... MP20, the voice of doom!
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The husband thought he had a hernia, went to doc, moved on to specialist, ended up with Oncologist and Non Hodkins Lymphoma. A fair amount of Chemo later he's fine. Just saying.... MP20, the voice of doom!
I reckon you've just scuppered his weekend with that post
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Sorry Scamp
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The husband thought he had a hernia, went to doc, moved on to specialist, ended up with Oncologist and Non Hodkins Lymphoma. A fair amount of Chemo later he's fine. Just saying.... MP20, the voice of doom!
Glad to hear all is well darling xxx
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Whats the worst that could happen? Strangulated testicles and they whip your bollocks off
I think the exact same thing happened to me as well....but all I got out of it was this crummy marriage certificate and this person that came with it....strange
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Old Jan 16th 2014, 2:21 pm
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Well two blokes had a right good play with not just the left but but the whole gang. As expected, no hernia. Unexpectedly, two weeks of antibiotics, some more tests and probably just an infection from one of your filthy wives.

You can all sleep easy now.
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Well two blokes had a right good play with not just the left but but the whole gang. As expected, no hernia. Unexpectedly, two weeks of antibiotics, some more tests and probably just an infection from one of your filthy wives.

You can all sleep easy now.
well if the blokes never broke eye contact with each other while the juggling act then next time go with a chaperon, just saying
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Old Jan 16th 2014, 3:40 pm
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Well two blokes had a right good play with not just the left but but the whole gang. As expected, no hernia. Unexpectedly, two weeks of antibiotics, some more tests and probably just an infection from one of your filthy wives.

You can all sleep easy now.
Two blokes Are you just bragging that your equipment requires heavy lifting, or were they just taking your for a ride? Did they giggle?

Anyway, good news about the diagnosis, unless its syphillis in which case not.
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Old Jan 16th 2014, 5:14 pm
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Two blokes Are you just bragging that your equipment requires heavy lifting, or were they just taking your for a ride? Did they giggle?

Anyway, good news about the diagnosis, unless its syphillis in which case not.
One after the other.

The second asked me to hold the old chap so he could grease up the boys for a scan (like a pregnant woman's tum).

It was alright though, I just tucked it under my chin
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One after the other.

It was alright though, he just tucked it under his chin while the other rubbed the lotion on before applying the, what did they call it? Probe?
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