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scrubbedexpat141

Jan 16th 2014 2:21 pm

Re: Medical help

Well two blokes had a right good play with not just the left but but the whole gang. As expected, no hernia. Unexpectedly, two weeks of antibiotics, some more tests and probably just an infection from one of your filthy wives.

You can all sleep easy now.

Irishbeekeeper

Jan 16th 2014 2:32 pm

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11081556)

well if the blokes never broke eye contact with each other while the juggling act then next time go with a chaperon, just saying :rofl::rofl:

Bahtatboy

Jan 16th 2014 3:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11081556)

Two blokes :confused: Are you just bragging that your equipment requires heavy lifting, or were they just taking your for a ride? Did they giggle?

Anyway, good news about the diagnosis, unless its syphillis in which case not.

scrubbedexpat141

Jan 16th 2014 5:14 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11081727)

One after the other.

The second asked me to hold the old chap so he could grease up the boys for a scan (like a pregnant woman's tum).

It was alright though, I just tucked it under my chin

Autonomy

Jan 16th 2014 6:34 pm

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11081867)

One after the other.

It was alright though, he just tucked it under his chin while the other rubbed the lotion on before applying the, what did they call it? Probe?

scrubbedexpat141

Jan 17th 2014 2:57 am

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Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 11081997)

Either way, it's still huge.

Blue Cat

Jan 18th 2014 5:47 am

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11082575)

Either way, it's still huge.

the clinic, the doctor or the offending organ?

Irishbeekeeper

Jan 18th 2014 5:58 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 11084280)

the clinic, the doctor or the offending organ?

:rofl::rofl:

OriginalSunshine

Jan 18th 2014 9:10 am

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11082575)

Either way, it's still huge.

Irishbeekeeper

Jan 18th 2014 1:58 pm

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must.....resist.....watching!!!

scrubbedexpat141

Jan 18th 2014 3:34 pm

Re: Medical help

I'd say all three but but the doctor was pretty short.

Blue Cat

Jan 19th 2014 6:23 am

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11084712)

I'd say all three but but the doctor was pretty short.

:rofl: so in proportion to a dwarf doctor it was huge?

Brains1983

Jan 19th 2014 6:29 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 11085454)

:rofl: so in proportion to a dwarf doctor it was huge?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

scrubbedexpat141

Jan 19th 2014 8:01 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 11085454)

:rofl: so in proportion to a dwarf doctor it was huge?

Either that or the urinals were really high, because even though it was a nice hospital, the porcelain was freezing.

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