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IKnowNothing

Sep 29th 2016 5:13 pm

Meanwhile back in Blighty (Blackburn)...

Blackburn

I don't know if that's a spoof website but it made me chuckle.

Mentioning Paula Radcliffe and Mincing Lane scored bonus points for me.

Maybe I should stick to Viz (No pun intended).

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I've been thinking about Blackburn beer garden wanker a lot, and I've come to the conclusion: he is a self-expressionist of the highest order, Britain's greatest living artist. Has Banksy done anything close to being as subversive as giving himself a coke-fuelled handy in a pub garden in Blackburn? He has not. Does anything say "Britain" more than the image of a tired fork lift truck operator, coked out of his mind, emotionlessly wanking under a Thwaites-branded bench umbrella? We should put that on tourist pamphlets instead of a picture of the Queen. We should have had that instead of the Olympic opening ceremony.

scrubbedexpat141

Sep 29th 2016 6:58 pm

Re: Meanwhile back in Blighty (Blackburn)...

It was Redshark.

IKnowNothing

Sep 29th 2016 9:37 pm

Re: Meanwhile back in Blighty (Blackburn)...

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 12065108)

It was Redshark.

40 minutes? All the hookers tell me the following:-

Indians are the smallest
Arabs are the quickest

redShark

Sep 30th 2016 5:42 am

Re: Meanwhile back in Blighty (Blackburn)...

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Originally Posted by IKnowNothing (Post 12065177)

40 minutes? All the hookers tell me the following:-

Indians are the smallest
Arabs are the quickest

AHHHH.... could it be possible that they were trying to comfort you after seeing your failing attempts to rise to the occasion? ;)

Scamp, apparently has given up on hookers for that very reason.

scrubbedexpat141

Oct 1st 2016 8:36 pm

Re: Meanwhile back in Blighty (Blackburn)...

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Originally Posted by redShark (Post 12065536)

AHHHH.... could it be possible that they were trying to comfort you after seeing your failing attempts to rise to the occasion? ;)

Scamp, apparently has given up on hookers for that very reason.

I've never ****ed a hooker Redshark.

Never needed to, never really wanted to either.

But hey, if it's what you can get, it's up to you. Better than ****ing a cousin or whatever you might normally try. :thumbup:

IKnowNothing

Oct 3rd 2016 2:32 am

Re: Meanwhile back in Blighty (Blackburn)...

But anyway, the dialogue of the link makes me laugh.

co durham boy

Oct 3rd 2016 3:24 pm

Re: Meanwhile back in Blighty (Blackburn)...

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Originally Posted by IKnowNothing (Post 12065177)

40 minutes? All the hookers tell me the following:-

Indians are the smallest
Arabs are the quickest

I've been around a bit chief and certain acquaintances many years ago told me that the Japanese are without doubt the smallest and the quickest coupled with being the best tippers !

The perfect punter !

martinbkk

Oct 3rd 2016 8:49 pm

Re: Meanwhile back in Blighty (Blackburn)...

As Thai girls tend to say of the Japanese, 3x3. 3", 3mins, 3k :lol::lol::lol:

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