Spugsy

You have to love the spanish, Ossunsa couldn't win to save their lives, so a local pig farmer offered them '12 suckling pigs' if they won, they hammered Athletico 4-2, but before that paraded the little 1 month old pigs at the ground, painted in club colours, thousands came down to see them,

then the players ate them,

heh.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog...igs-relegation

BangleMan

have a night out in Newcastle, and you'll find loads of pigs to choose from...

Spugsy

I've had most of them mate.

Inselaffen

hope you have a good cheap source of Peniciliin then!

still.unsure

(it's like shooting fish in a barrel...)

mind you, geordie lasses are pretty bloody hardy out in the tissue-sized dresses in the freezing cold queuing to get into the club... i was wrapped up like an artic explorer and still freezing my tackle off...

Spugsy

aye I bet, you PUFF.

still.unsure

oi, the m25 is the modern day equivalent of hadrean's wall... keeps all the barbarians out!

BangleMan

is that why so many of them are shag bandy ?

Spugsy

is that some sort of cockney slang?

still.unsure

(that's the same as saddle-sore, yeah? wandering about unable to close your legs properly? )