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-   The Sand Pit (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/)
-   -   Married or not (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/married-not-816620/)

Blue Cat Dec 2nd 2013 5:55 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11016962)
Hang on... you have a kid that is about 7 years old... how does that work?
I was saying 6 years since Insellafen got married! I would have thought it was about 4! I have been married 11 years and have a 9 year old.

Ethos83 Dec 2nd 2013 7:01 pm
Re: Married or not
 
What dirty minds you all have :unsure:

I was thinking along the lines of a nice piece of jewelry. That's all.

mikewot Dec 2nd 2013 7:03 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 11017969)
I was thinking along the lines of a nice piece of jewelry. That's all.
Pearl necklace always looks good.

Bahtatboy Dec 2nd 2013 7:06 pm
Re: Married or not
 
1 Attachment(s)
Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 11017014)
Happily married. :)

First Christmas is coming up. I've been putting a little something by to make it special.
Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 11017020)
A very small condom?
Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11017049)
Silky Mrs Santa outfit?
Originally Posted by Ronnie Biggs (Post 11017782)
Gimp suit and snooker ball?
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11017794)
12 inch dildo, tub of vaseline and a bag of sand?
Attachment 114904

Bahtatboy Dec 2nd 2013 7:07 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 11017972)
Pearl necklace always looks good.
Damn, missed one.

Meow Dec 2nd 2013 7:09 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 11017802)
They do say that a man isn't complete until he's married.

Then he's finished ;)

Yet men live longer when they are married.

The reverse is true for women. They live longer if unmarried.

Ethos83 Dec 2nd 2013 7:22 pm
Re: Married or not
 
She already...

Never mind. I'm not biting this one.

Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 11017972)
Pearl necklace always looks good.

scrubbedexpat141 Dec 2nd 2013 7:24 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 11018007)
She already...

Never mind. I'm not biting this one.
If you eat healthily, she won't have to chew it either.

Millhouse Dec 2nd 2013 7:34 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 11017969)
What dirty minds you all have :unsure:

I was thinking along the lines of a nice piece of jewelry. That's all.
Come on man, don't live up to your dull sterotype all the time. Take her to the Icehotel at the North Pole and get dragged along by Huskis, or something.

Or a microbrewery. All chicks like that. It's like a mixture of cooking and science.

Meow Dec 2nd 2013 7:38 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11018026)
Come on man, don't live up to your dull sterotype all the time. Take her to the Icehotel at the North Pole and get dragged along by Huskis, or something.

Or a microbrewery. All chicks like that. It's like a mixture of cooking and science.
Don't be daft Millhouse. Ethos doesn't do humour or fun.

Millhouse Dec 2nd 2013 7:41 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by Meow (Post 11018030)
Don't be daft Millhouse. Ethos doesn't do humour or fun.
Fair point. Back to the twinset.

Ethos83 Dec 2nd 2013 7:49 pm
Re: Married or not
 
We went mountain climbing in the Canadian rockies for our honeymoon....

Given that Christmas falls midweek this year and Mrs. Ethos wants to spend it with family, we don't have the time or inclination to go somewhere exotic. With an eye on upcoming expenditures in the future I figure this is the last opportunity I'll have in a while to be able to splurge on a nice piece of jewelry for her. And she does like jewelry though her tastes aren't quite as conventional as you might think.

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11018026)
Come on man, don't live up to your dull sterotype all the time. Take her to the Icehotel at the North Pole and get dragged along by Huskis, or something.

Or a microbrewery. All chicks like that. It's like a mixture of cooking and science.

Millhouse Dec 2nd 2013 7:59 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 11018047)
We went mountain climbing in the Canadian rockies for our honeymoon....

Given that Christmas falls midweek this year and Mrs. Ethos wants to spend it with family, we don't have the time or inclination to go somewhere exotic. With an eye on upcoming expenditures in the future I figure this is the last opportunity I'll have in a while to be able to splurge on a nice piece of jewelry for her. And she does like jewelry though her tastes aren't quite as conventional as you might think.
get her a toe ring then.

mikewot Dec 2nd 2013 8:12 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 11018047)
this is the last opportunity I'll have in a while to be able to splurge on a nice piece of jewelry for her.
I already said a pearl necklace, how big etc. depends on how much you splurge.

Meow Dec 2nd 2013 8:14 pm
Re: Married or not
 
Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 11018047)
And she does like jewelry though her tastes aren't quite as conventional as you might think.
http://www.mywickedjewelry.com/intim...elry-c-26.html


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