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Old May 28th 2014, 5:14 am
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sex and bacon sandwiches - what's not to like?
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I know you are that bloke always on the wind up but that is one of the best posts I have read on here in ages.
Indeed. He should ghost author a book for you.
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Indeed. He should ghost author a book for you.
I think he would be too unbelievable even for fiction. However we may be able to tap the 'enraging the population' market that the Mail is operating in.
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Talking of pork consumption, let me make it clear first of all that what I am going to say here are not established facts that I am willing to enter a debate on, but rather they are some kind of thoughts I have been entertaining and trying to study further.

When I look at the food habits of nations around the world I somehow seem to detect some difference between those nations that consume pigs meat and the others that don’t in that those pork consuming nations seem to have a relaxed attitude towards human sexual behaviours. I am not talking about individual cases here, but I am rather on about the general behavioural trend in societies observed over their long history. Nations that don’t consume pork, namely the Muslim world and also the Indians who traditionally have been either vegetarians or too poor to afford meat, tend to be very strict about sexual behaviours. Let me just give you two examples of such attitudes:

-Consider the two neighbouring Asian countries of Thailand and Malaysia. Two nations united by their genes, yet divided by religion and hence by the food they eat. Which one of them is the magnet for the sex tourists?

-Imagine a prety wife one day discovers that she actually has got an acting talent and that she is adamant in pursuing a carrier in acting. The question is, would her husband allow her to do so knowing too well that in such a carrier she will most certainly end up having to perform love scenes! If you put this question to a husband from a pork consuming nation, I think his answer will be ‘in the name of art yes I’d allow her’.

Knowing that a pig male is one of those few animals that never fight over the females, is there a link here! I really don’t know
I would firstly like to refer you to this thread - http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=834872

And secondly ask if you also believe there is a link between the countries who don't eat pork and stone people to death, versus those who do eat pork but manage not to barbarically murder people in the name of justice?
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What I like is the obvious overlook of Indonesia - the world's largest population of Muslims with lots of child prostitutes. Or the GCC states, where prostitution is rife and part of the fabric of society. Of course, if you marry them for the weekend it doesn't count

my conclusion: I think a bacon sandwich now and then helps keep a lid on it.
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Talking of pork consumption, let me make it clear first of all that what I am going to say here are not established facts that I am willing to enter a debate on, but rather they are some kind of thoughts I have been entertaining and trying to study further.

When I look at the food habits of nations around the world I somehow seem to detect some difference between those nations that consume pigs meat and the others that don’t in that those pork consuming nations seem to have a relaxed attitude towards human sexual behaviours. I am not talking about individual cases here, but I am rather on about the general behavioural trend in societies observed over their long history. Nations that don’t consume pork, namely the Muslim world and also the Indians who traditionally have been either vegetarians or too poor to afford meat, tend to be very strict about sexual behaviours. Let me just give you two examples of such attitudes:

-Consider the two neighbouring Asian countries of Thailand and Malaysia. Two nations united by their genes, yet divided by religion and hence by the food they eat. Which one of them is the magnet for the sex tourists?

-Imagine a prety wife one day discovers that she actually has got an acting talent and that she is adamant in pursuing a carrier in acting. The question is, would her husband allow her to do so knowing too well that in such a carrier she will most certainly end up having to perform love scenes! If you put this question to a husband from a pork consuming nation, I think his answer will be ‘in the name of art yes I’d allow her’.

Knowing that a pig male is one of those few animals that never fight over the females, is there a link here! I really don’t know
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Originally Posted by redShark View Post
Talking of pork consumption, let me make it clear first of all that what I am going to say here are not established facts that I am willing to enter a debate on, but rather they are some kind of thoughts I have been entertaining and trying to study further.

When I look at the food habits of nations around the world I somehow seem to detect some difference between those nations that consume pigs meat and the others that don’t in that those pork consuming nations seem to have a relaxed attitude towards human sexual behaviours. I am not talking about individual cases here, but I am rather on about the general behavioural trend in societies observed over their long history. Nations that don’t consume pork, namely the Muslim world and also the Indians who traditionally have been either vegetarians or too poor to afford meat, tend to be very strict about sexual behaviours. Let me just give you two examples of such attitudes:

-Consider the two neighbouring Asian countries of Thailand and Malaysia. Two nations united by their genes, yet divided by religion and hence by the food they eat. Which one of them is the magnet for the sex tourists?

-Imagine a prety wife one day discovers that she actually has got an acting talent and that she is adamant in pursuing a carrier in acting. The question is, would her husband allow her to do so knowing too well that in such a carrier she will most certainly end up having to perform love scenes! If you put this question to a husband from a pork consuming nation, I think his answer will be ‘in the name of art yes I’d allow her’.

Knowing that a pig male is one of those few animals that never fight over the females, is there a link here! I really don’t know

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Originally Posted by redShark View Post
Talking of pork consumption, let me make it clear first of all that what I am going to say here are not established facts that I am willing to enter a debate on, but rather they are some kind of thoughts I have been entertaining and trying to study further.

When I look at the food habits of nations around the world I somehow seem to detect some difference between those nations that consume pigs meat and the others that don’t in that those pork consuming nations seem to have a relaxed attitude towards human sexual behaviours. I am not talking about individual cases here, but I am rather on about the general behavioural trend in societies observed over their long history. Nations that don’t consume pork, namely the Muslim world and also the Indians who traditionally have been either vegetarians or too poor to afford meat, tend to be very strict about sexual behaviours. Let me just give you two examples of such attitudes:

-Consider the two neighbouring Asian countries of Thailand and Malaysia. Two nations united by their genes, yet divided by religion and hence by the food they eat. Which one of them is the magnet for the sex tourists?

-Imagine a prety wife one day discovers that she actually has got an acting talent and that she is adamant in pursuing a carrier in acting. The question is, would her husband allow her to do so knowing too well that in such a carrier she will most certainly end up having to perform love scenes! If you put this question to a husband from a pork consuming nation, I think his answer will be ‘in the name of art yes I’d allow her’.

Knowing that a pig male is one of those few animals that never fight over the females, is there a link here! I really don’t know
So how do you explain the fact that the relaxed attitudes of which you speak only really came to be late last century - oddly enough around the time cheap and effective birth control became available?

I've seen plenty of Egyptian and Turkish actresses kissing blokes who, presumably, are not their husbands. I would also have to assume that statistically there is a very good chance these actresses are Muslim and probably don't eat pork.

Finally, I happen to know a few Jews back home who have this 'relaxed attitude' but won't touch pork. Neither will many Israelis - yet they too appear to be pretty relaxed about sex if one believes the stories coming out of the kibbutz'.

Once again you've demonstrated how your logic has stopped right where your prejudice starts.
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Alternatively, of course, you could look at which region generates the greatest number of sex tourists (and booze tourists).
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sex and bacon sandwiches - what's not to like?
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/h...-2013030761993

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Originally Posted by redShark View Post
Talking of pork consumption, let me make it clear first of all that what I am going to say here are not established facts that I am willing to enter a debate on, but rather they are some kind of thoughts I have been entertaining and trying to study further.

When I look at the food habits of nations around the world I somehow seem to detect some difference between those nations that consume pigs meat and the others that don’t in that those pork consuming nations seem to have a relaxed attitude towards human sexual behaviours. I am not talking about individual cases here, but I am rather on about the general behavioural trend in societies observed over their long history. Nations that don’t consume pork, namely the Muslim world and also the Indians who traditionally have been either vegetarians or too poor to afford meat, tend to be very strict about sexual behaviours. Let me just give you two examples of such attitudes:

-Consider the two neighbouring Asian countries of Thailand and Malaysia. Two nations united by their genes, yet divided by religion and hence by the food they eat. Which one of them is the magnet for the sex tourists?

-Imagine a prety wife one day discovers that she actually has got an acting talent and that she is adamant in pursuing a carrier in acting. The question is, would her husband allow her to do so knowing too well that in such a carrier she will most certainly end up having to perform love scenes! If you put this question to a husband from a pork consuming nation, I think his answer will be ‘in the name of art yes I’d allow her’.

Knowing that a pig male is one of those few animals that never fight over the females, is there a link here! I really don’t know
you've obviously never visited KL and the delights of establishments such as the Beach Club. Understand they are at their busiest when large numbers of Middle Eastern Arabs decamp to KL to avoid the summer heat.
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you've obviously never visited KL and the delights of establishments such as the Beach Club. Understand they are at their busiest when large numbers of Middle Eastern Arabs decamp to KL to avoid the summer heat.
The 3rd best bit about it being that its nowhere near the beach
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The 3rd best bit about it being that its nowhere near the beach
sign writer probably got the spelling wrong after getting verbal instructions from the Kiwi owner
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hhmmm

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