Inselaffen

I was sent this by a colleague. Maybe our very own Mr Confu can comment
Lebanese in UAE!!! How do you know they are Lebanese??!!!

· Every one is a Habibi or Habib albe for them

· They are always half and hour to one hour late for work

· They want their coffee to be ready before they arrive to the office

· They have the latest car models with a small Lebanon Flag at the back

· They have the latest mobile model

· They all pretend getting a very high salary, while they r getting about 10.000 AED which is not even enough to pay their accommodation and their meals/ month

· They all have 3 to 6 credit cards from different banks and they can't find a way to pay their dues with interests while they are sending money to Lebanon to pay their dues to the banks in Lebanon

· Lebanese are known to be active people, since they are abroad, they need to exercise, and to exercise, they are willing to pay about 12.000/ year to subscribe in a gym while in their mother country they never tried to go for a walk at marina dbayeh corniche or even to Manara corniche

· U can find Lebanese everyday in peppermint, trilogy, shosho's, 400… and when it's time to ask for the bill, they fight for who's going to pay: ou3a tjarreb 3ayb .... ana bedfa3… walaw mesh 7erzenine kellon 5000 AED 3ayb wlo please khalas gheir marra

· All Lebanese guys pretend being single, and continuously try to meet the biggest number of girls from different nationalities, while their fiancé, or girl friend are in Lebanon waiting for them to come for vacation and to fix the wedding date

· They are cigar smokers

· They are all ready to go each Tuesday at SAX – for the lebanese night

· All Grandpa's Lebanese was a big history man in Lebanon

· They never go shopping if it's not from Armani or D&G

· They are Lebanese…. they are trendy and fashionable

· Most of the Lebanese are MANAGERS

· Lebanese are good talkers but never a good listeners

· They have 2 SIM cards… one for Etisalat and one for DU

· They all have about 20,000 DVD at home while they never sit at home

· They are all sushi lovers, although they never tried to taste sushi in Lebanon

· Lebanese call their parents to greet them by phone once every 2 weeks, they prefer to use MSN or SKYPE coz it's costless, while they are paying about more than 5000 AED/ month for their outings

· They drive without a driving license once they arrive to UAE for the first time… w 3a ejron el dene kella!

MataHari

I shouldn't laugh...

MissDemeanor

oh,go on..

weescot

...They keep telling you how wonderful their country is even though most Lebanese are expats

Grace O Malley

Oh Inse you are naughty!

Madam Medusa

i reckon that is an accurate reflection of the lovely lebos...

MM, xx

admon

left out the fact that they all wear sunglasses in nightclubs

Cleopatra

why?

admon

uh duh.. why? what?

Cleopatra

why wear sunglasses in a bloody nightclub?

shakh your bootie

True, all the smart guys wear beer-goggles....

Cleopatra

MataHari

it's quite common here...and lots of women shop with their sunglasses on indoors...I always feel like going up to them and alerting them to it, in a helpfull kind of way...

Spugsy

with your fist? or maybe a clog over the head?

Inselaffen

she'll just send over little MH and her pet brick!