Coxy the Bear

Well come on girls, I'm only trying to be truthful, so many guys make themselves out to be something there not when there's a world wide web in the way!
No doubt, if any of you ladies drive BMW's you may just find me when your car needs a service.......I'll be the one with the smaller desk than everyone else!

cosmoclaire

well thankyou for your honesty Coxy.It means alot to both of us.And we will come down and visit you at work to make ammends.Who is it you work for? Corgi?!

Coxy the Bear

Yes, Matchbox wouldn't pay the money and expected me to live in a shoe Box!
Got to get off to my 'fun' job now, working in a bar. One day, I just know I'll be able to jump and reach those optics.....

Paidtoplease

A Greace Monkey too ???

cosmoclaire

Ah,bless.

Just be careful of those ice cubes.Very dangerous.

Paidtoplease

Trampoline ???

cosmoclaire

maybe a bungee rope?!

Paidtoplease

Let's go back to basics.....lower the Optics

cosmoclaire

poor little bugger. We will have to carry him around in a handbag.

cosmoclaire

In the mobile pocket so we dont lose him!

Paidtoplease

Do you think his real name is Tom ???

cosmoclaire

Hehe!
We should find out if he used to work in a chocolate factory!

Paidtoplease

Keep the bag fluff in there so it keeps his tootsies warm....

cosmoclaire

It will be like his own little sleeping bag.to liven thigs up i will put the phone on vibrate!

Paidtoplease

Jeesusssss, don't let them know all our secrets !!!!