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Charismatic Mar 19th 2013 10:57 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 10599228)
you think he'll take her up the Burj?

It's Kerry Katona, the view can be best enjoyed that way. Every man should go up the Burj at least once if just for the experience.

NorthernLad Mar 19th 2013 11:12 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by Boomhauer (Post 10610933)
In the interest of updating the story..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...boyfriend.html

If ever the authorities need to implement the letter of the law it is after seeing these pictures. Bang them both up for staying in a hotel room as an unmarried couple, an extra few months for kissing in public. Then deported with a lifetime ban.

britexpat76 Mar 19th 2013 11:12 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by Charismatic (Post 10612283)
It's Kerry Katona, the view can be best enjoyed that way. Every man should go up the Burj at least once if just for the experience.

Kerry Katona up the burj? The view will be shit.

Kix Mar 19th 2013 11:19 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by NorthernLad (Post 10612307)
If ever the authorities need to implement the letter of the law it is after seeing these pictures. Bang them both up for staying in a hotel room as an unmarried couple, an extra few months for kissing in public. Then deported with a lifetime ban.

Which of course would be a huge PR disaster for Dubai.

And I agree with you.

Charismatic Mar 19th 2013 11:28 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10612310)
Kerry Katona up the burj? The view will be shit.

I wanted my girlfriend to have the Burj experience with me but obviously she wouldn't let me. So, as I couldn't wait, I took Matthew up the Burj and to be honest it was an eye opening friendship experience that changed both of us forever.

Millhouse Mar 19th 2013 12:03 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
Kerry has burnt her nose.

OleJanx Mar 19th 2013 8:39 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10612310)
Kerry Katona up the burj? The view will be shit.

Your level of lavatorial humour is scraping the bottom....;)

The Dean Mar 20th 2013 3:04 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
Can I be the first to point out that she looks a teensy-weensy bit pregnant already.......? Those photos a few weeks ago showed her much flatter-bellied than this............. :unsure:

shiva Mar 20th 2013 3:39 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
Why exactly does this vacuous oxygen thief get a thread let alone our attention

Ronnie Biggs Mar 20th 2013 3:41 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
When I looked at those pictures the words "wizard's sleeve" came to mind....

NorthernLad Mar 20th 2013 4:34 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10613847)
Can I be the first to point out that she looks a teensy-weensy bit pregnant already.......? Those photos a few weeks ago showed her much flatter-bellied than this............. :unsure:

Maybe she's been to her first Dubai brunch.

Blue Cat Mar 20th 2013 5:37 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by NorthernLad (Post 10613919)
Maybe she's been to her first Dubai brunch.

:):):)

flares Mar 29th 2013 4:16 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151410726798005

britexpat76 Mar 29th 2013 7:14 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 10630940)

That is ****ing hilarious.

jam25mack Mar 30th 2013 5:13 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 10630940)

Quality.:thumbsup:


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