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britexpat76 Mar 12th 2013 12:19 pm

Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ubai-trip.html

She obviously does not know the laws of the country..................

Do you think the DBX police will help the UK out and Jail her?

Kix Mar 12th 2013 12:22 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
We can only hope....

flares Mar 12th 2013 12:46 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
No comment...really no comment

shiva Mar 12th 2013 2:05 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
here hoping she gets lost in the desert or just dumped there, either way id be happy

flares Mar 12th 2013 2:09 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
wonder if she'll visit...
http://www.icelandwaterpark.com/

soukie Mar 12th 2013 2:29 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10598908)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ubai-trip.html

She obviously does not know the laws of the country..................

Do you think the DBX police will help the UK out and Jail her?

:eek: I am just speechless at her stupidity. Dubai really attracts these "celebrities" though. I expect her next baby will have an Arabic name or even be named Dubai or Burj.

flares Mar 12th 2013 2:32 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by soukie (Post 10599219)
I expect her next baby will have an Arabic name or even be named Dubai or Burj.

you think he'll take her up the Burj?

kittycat1 Mar 12th 2013 4:03 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
Despite the obvious- Why would you announce to your friends that you want to get pregnant on holiday with a guy that you've been seeing for 4 months? it's not like ordering a take away! very strange :confused: possibly just an attention seeking stunt? yawn

Boomhauer Mar 18th 2013 4:46 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
In the interest of updating the story..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...boyfriend.html

Ethos83 Mar 18th 2013 5:43 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
He was convicted of blackmail....

(shakes head)


Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 10599367)
Despite the obvious- Why would you announce to your friends that you want to get pregnant on holiday with a guy that you've been seeing for 4 months? it's not like ordering a take away! very strange :confused: possibly just an attention seeking stunt? yawn


kittycat1 Mar 18th 2013 7:28 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
he's a big bugger!

Kix Mar 18th 2013 8:07 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
Pictures are so posed too.

Boomhauer Mar 19th 2013 2:45 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 10611208)
he's a big bugger!

Below is in the comments section.:hehe::hehe:

" You can keep the kebab away from the girl, but you can't keep the girl away from the kebab! Clearly. "

Fairydust Mar 19th 2013 9:02 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
What a load of crap that story is. I was at jebel Ali hotel the day they were filming and doing the photo shoot it was a professional shoot and apart from that they were behaving just like anyone else there that day.

And yes kc there was no missing him!

britexpat76 Mar 19th 2013 9:21 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
No doubt the moronic paper funded the whole trip. Nice work if you can get it.

Charismatic Mar 19th 2013 10:57 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 10599228)
you think he'll take her up the Burj?

It's Kerry Katona, the view can be best enjoyed that way. Every man should go up the Burj at least once if just for the experience.

NorthernLad Mar 19th 2013 11:12 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by Boomhauer (Post 10610933)
In the interest of updating the story..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...boyfriend.html

If ever the authorities need to implement the letter of the law it is after seeing these pictures. Bang them both up for staying in a hotel room as an unmarried couple, an extra few months for kissing in public. Then deported with a lifetime ban.

britexpat76 Mar 19th 2013 11:12 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by Charismatic (Post 10612283)
It's Kerry Katona, the view can be best enjoyed that way. Every man should go up the Burj at least once if just for the experience.

Kerry Katona up the burj? The view will be shit.

Kix Mar 19th 2013 11:19 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by NorthernLad (Post 10612307)
If ever the authorities need to implement the letter of the law it is after seeing these pictures. Bang them both up for staying in a hotel room as an unmarried couple, an extra few months for kissing in public. Then deported with a lifetime ban.

Which of course would be a huge PR disaster for Dubai.

And I agree with you.

Charismatic Mar 19th 2013 11:28 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10612310)
Kerry Katona up the burj? The view will be shit.

I wanted my girlfriend to have the Burj experience with me but obviously she wouldn't let me. So, as I couldn't wait, I took Matthew up the Burj and to be honest it was an eye opening friendship experience that changed both of us forever.

Millhouse Mar 19th 2013 12:03 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
Kerry has burnt her nose.

OleJanx Mar 19th 2013 8:39 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10612310)
Kerry Katona up the burj? The view will be shit.

Your level of lavatorial humour is scraping the bottom....;)

The Dean Mar 20th 2013 3:04 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
Can I be the first to point out that she looks a teensy-weensy bit pregnant already.......? Those photos a few weeks ago showed her much flatter-bellied than this............. :unsure:

shiva Mar 20th 2013 3:39 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
Why exactly does this vacuous oxygen thief get a thread let alone our attention

Ronnie Biggs Mar 20th 2013 3:41 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
When I looked at those pictures the words "wizard's sleeve" came to mind....

NorthernLad Mar 20th 2013 4:34 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10613847)
Can I be the first to point out that she looks a teensy-weensy bit pregnant already.......? Those photos a few weeks ago showed her much flatter-bellied than this............. :unsure:

Maybe she's been to her first Dubai brunch.

Blue Cat Mar 20th 2013 5:37 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by NorthernLad (Post 10613919)
Maybe she's been to her first Dubai brunch.

:):):)

flares Mar 29th 2013 4:16 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151410726798005

britexpat76 Mar 29th 2013 7:14 pm

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 10630940)

That is ****ing hilarious.

jam25mack Mar 30th 2013 5:13 am

Re: Kerry Katona in Dubai Jail?
 

Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 10630940)

Quality.:thumbsup:


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