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The Dean Jul 10th 2010 5:20 am
The Kelly Brook Thread
 
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Kelly as Princess Leia from Star Wars.................. :wub::wub:

Bahtatboy Jul 10th 2010 7:20 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
D'you think R2D2 ever got a hard on?

Spugsy Jul 10th 2010 4:43 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8690713)
Kelly as Princess Leia from Star Wars.................. :wub::wub:
wahey!

I'm all over that, like a tramp on a bag of chips.

The Dean Jul 11th 2010 7:01 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
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This is Kelly, in the dress she wore to the premiere of the movie "Snatch"........

[insert your own punchlines]

kittycat1 Jul 11th 2010 7:04 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Not loving the cheap hooker dress! Normally she has a really nice style- shoot the stylist moment me thinks!

kittycat1 Jul 11th 2010 7:07 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Bahtatboy- well did you never notice R2D2 was kind of phallic shaped? I mean you'd have to have a bucket fanny...:blink: and when he had a melt down he used to do a vibrating type move

TGFKASE Jul 11th 2010 7:08 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8692939)
This is Kelly, in the dress she wore to the premiere of the movie "Snatch"........

[insert your own punchlines]
Considering the movie premiere she was going to, I believe the dress style to be a well thought out addition to her wardrobe.......;)

GuyinUAE Jul 11th 2010 4:27 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 8692953)
Considering the movie premiere she was going to, I believe the dress style to be a well thought out addition to her wardrobe.......;)
Yeah, we could see the sequel on the same night...

Millhouse Jul 11th 2010 4:38 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
She does nothing for me at all. Dunno why, she just never has.

but, if she was willing to cook bacon sandwiches in the morning I could consider.

Grace O Malley Jul 11th 2010 4:41 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8693949)
She does nothing for me at all. Dunno why, she just never has.

but, if she was willing to cook bacon sandwiches in the morning I could consider.
I'm getting a bit worried about you.

GuyinUAE Jul 11th 2010 4:43 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by Grace O Malley (Post 8693956)
I'm getting a bit worried about you.
Me too, if she was a hand in blackjack, she'd be a twelve.....

Grace O Malley Jul 11th 2010 4:48 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by GuyinUAE (Post 8693959)
Me too, if she was a hand in blackjack, she'd be a twelve.....
lol, well i actually don't think she is that wow, as i have said on here before, she has huge thighs, anyway, I am worried that he prefers a bacon sarnie over ms brook, and that he has too much um whats the word, oh yes, time on his hands....

GuyinUAE Jul 11th 2010 4:49 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by Grace O Malley (Post 8693966)
lol, well i actually don't think she is that wow, as i have said on here before, she has huge thighs, anyway, I am worried that he prefers a bacon sarnie over ms brook, and that he is too much on his hands....
I'm not perfect, I could forgive her the thighs....

kittycat1 Jul 11th 2010 4:54 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
ok slight change of topic but does every man alive have the whole princess Leia fantasy? I did want to be her when i was a kid but more because I fancied Luke Skywalker- obviously didn't understand the whole incest issue then but thought she looked like someone I wanted to be. I used to wear my hair in funny plait buns over my ears, looked more like Helga out of 'ello 'ello though...

GuyinUAE Jul 11th 2010 4:56 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8693976)
ok slight change of topic but does every man alive have the whole princess Leia fantasy? I did want to be her when i was a kid but more because I fancied Luke Skywalker- obviously didn't understand the whole incest issue then but thought she looked like someone I wanted to be. I used to wear my hair in funny plait buns over my ears, looked more like Helga out of 'ello 'ello though...
Nah, Star Wars and sex never worked for me, it was either Han Solo or use the force....

Millhouse Jul 11th 2010 4:58 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by Grace O Malley (Post 8693956)
I'm getting a bit worried about you.
I thought you had been worried about me for a long time.

I'm not sure what the problem is with Kelly B, but she just isn't for me.

GuyinUAE Jul 11th 2010 4:59 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8693985)
I thought you had been worried about me for a long time.

I'm not sure what the problem is with Kelly B, but she just isn't for me.
He's still fixated on Lisa......

Millhouse Jul 11th 2010 5:03 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by GuyinUAE (Post 8693989)
He's still fixated on Lisa......
Ture, but I'd also like a go on Pink or Fergie...

GuyinUAE Jul 11th 2010 5:04 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8693999)
Ture, but I'd also like a go on Pink or Fergie...
Pink, on a good day possibly, but Fergie?!

kittycat1 Jul 11th 2010 5:05 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Fergie is hot-- wish I had a body like hers, shes gorgeous, but trailer trash but I reakon I could work that look!

GuyinUAE Jul 11th 2010 5:07 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8694003)
Fergie is hot-- wish I had a body like hers, shes gorgeous, but trailer trash but I reakon I could work that look!
Oops, thought he meant Sarah (or Alex) Ferguson!

Millhouse Jul 11th 2010 5:07 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by GuyinUAE (Post 8694001)
Pink, on a good day possibly, but Fergie?!
Stacy Ann Ferguson not, Sarah Margaret Ferguson...


Pink would be just for the hell of it, she is a nutcase and, I believe, an animal.

GuyinUAE Jul 11th 2010 5:09 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8694008)
Stacy Ann Ferguson not, Sarah Margaret Ferguson...


Pink would be just for the hell of it, she is a nutcase and, I believe, an animal.
Yep, can see that, both counts!

Grace O Malley Jul 11th 2010 5:19 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8693999)
Ture, but I'd also like a go on Pink or Fergie...
i think pink is fab, really quite pretty and beautiful smile, good taste dolly.

lullabelle Jul 11th 2010 8:34 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by GuyinUAE (Post 8693981)
Nah, Star Wars and sex never worked for me, it was either Han Solo or use the force....
Ooh me too! Han Solo... Just yummy.

That was what you meant no?

GuyinUAE Jul 11th 2010 8:54 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by lullabelle (Post 8694301)
Ooh me too! Han Solo... Just yummy.

That was what you meant no?
lol, ermmmm, no!

Brains1983 Jul 12th 2010 5:45 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by GuyinUAE (Post 8693959)
Me too, if she was a hand in blackjack, she'd be a twelve.....
Kelly Brook is stunning!

I don't get the twelve comment though :confused:

GuyinUAE Jul 12th 2010 6:26 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by Brains1983 (Post 8695055)
Kelly Brook is stunning!

I don't get the twelve comment though :confused:
I'd hit it!

Bahtatboy Jul 12th 2010 9:05 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
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Originally Posted by GuyinUAE (Post 8695119)
I'd hit it!
Not against a dealer's 6, I hope!

Pink--yeah, she's hot. Just that right mixture of a whore in company and a whore in bed.;)
Fergie--you gotta be joking, instant wither.:blink:
Kelly: big thighs--no they're not, THESE are big thighs (any excuse):

Attachment 94384

Spugsy Jul 12th 2010 12:33 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8694003)
Fergie is hot-- wish I had a body like hers, shes gorgeous, but trailer trash but I reakon I could work that look!
her face though, she looks like she's ran into a wall.

Spugsy Jul 12th 2010 12:34 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by Grace O Malley (Post 8694041)
i think pink is fab, really quite pretty and beautiful smile, good taste dolly.
she's a minger.

Spugsy Jul 12th 2010 12:34 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8695361)
Not against a dealer's 6, I hope!

Pink--yeah, she's hot. Just that right mixture of a whore in company and a whore in bed.;)
Fergie--you gotta be joking, instant wither.:blink:
Kelly: big thighs--no they're not, THESE are big thighs (any excuse):

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crikey, that bikini almost covers her minge eh?

Grace O Malley Jul 12th 2010 12:57 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 8695850)
she's a minger.
as are most celebs without their hair extensions, make up artist, stylist fake tan, boobs, botox, the list is endless.

So who floats your boat yer highness

Spugsy Jul 12th 2010 1:46 pm
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by Grace O Malley (Post 8695917)
as are most celebs without their hair extensions, make up artist, stylist fake tan, boobs, botox, the list is endless.

So who floats your boat yer highness
kelly brook most definately.

The Dean Jul 15th 2010 7:36 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
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Who else can make vacuum cleaning look sexy? :wub:

Londonuck Jul 15th 2010 7:41 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 8691852)
wahey!

I'm all over that, like a tramp on a bag of chips.
Isnt it, a dog eating a bag of chips? :D

Bahtatboy Jul 15th 2010 8:03 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8702842)
Who else can make vacuum cleaning look sexy? :wub:
That sofa's awful.

Meow Jul 15th 2010 8:13 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8702842)
Who else can make vacuum cleaning look sexy? :wub:
She doesn't have a maid? :ohmy:

Millhouse Jul 15th 2010 8:42 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8702842)
Who else can make vacuum cleaning look sexy? :wub:
freddie mercury?

Bahtatboy Jul 15th 2010 9:17 am
Re: The Kelly Brook Thread
 
Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8702933)
freddie mercury?
I take it the family's already departed and you've yanked yourself so silly that now the late, lamented Freddie turns you on. :confused:


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