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Joke for Today (Innocence)

Old Aug 20th 2007, 7:09 am
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Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replies.
The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."
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Old Aug 20th 2007, 7:17 am
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Originally Posted by oktoberon View Post
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replies.
The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."
hahaha, cute...!

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Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replies.
The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."
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Old Aug 20th 2007, 1:46 pm
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Old Aug 20th 2007, 2:11 pm
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when we were kids the dog into my Mam's bag and wripped some tampax up all over the kitchen! my brother who was about two at the time walked in and picked one?? up and asked said to my Dad "what's this' - as only a two year old can. My dad said "Mummy has got a cold, it is to stop her nose running!" PMSL
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when we were kids the dog into my Mam's bag and wripped some tampax up all over the kitchen! my brother who was about two at the time walked in and picked one?? up and asked said to my Dad "what's this' - as only a two year old can. My dad said "Mummy has got a cold, it is to stop her nose running!" PMSL
I thought you were gonna mention the jack dee joke where the kid picks one up off the shelf and sticks it in his mouth... the incredible expanding sweetie!!
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I thought you were gonna mention the jack dee joke where the kid picks one up off the shelf and sticks it in his mouth... the incredible expanding sweetie!!
I'd forgotten about that
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I thought you were gonna mention the jack dee joke where the kid picks one up off the shelf and sticks it in his mouth... the incredible expanding sweetie!!
missed that one! been here too long I think!
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