Not really, but our local stray Tabby has just given birth to three (so far) kittens under our spare bed...one we will definitely call Michael.

Cool

Slim Jim, Brian?

Henrik, jinky?

Or you could call them Farrah, Fawcet and Majors

N

Majors??

er yes . . . . no worse than fawcett surely ?

N

Looks like it is a high five

Shame you she didn't give birth to five, you could have named them after The Jacksons..............

Tito, Jackie, Jermaine, Marlon and 'Unrecognisable Plastic Whiteish Paedophile' !

Must admit that the last name would have been difficult to shout from the back door when it was tea time!

Michael, Jackson, Farrah, Major and Blue Cat

You should have had it fixed. Too many strays, in fact, too many cats - full stop - in this world.

Blue Cat is definitely better than Fawcet!! When we were first in Dubai a local stray had three kittens in our laundry room - we named them Jesus, Mary and Joseph; when we gave them to Feline Friends they renamed them . . .

N

Teach them to moonwalk...

whats the difference between janet jackson and the english cricket team?

Janet will definately be getting the ashes.

You didn't read my last message?