It's The "Worst Thing To Happen On A Wedding Day" thread.....

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May 25th 2011, 4:02 pm

The Dean

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It's The "Worst Thing To Happen On A Wedding Day" thread.....

You can post what you like, but on one condition. It must be worse than what happened to this lady...................

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May 25th 2011, 4:15 pm

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Re: It's The "Worst Thing To Happen On A Wedding Day" thread.....

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You can post what you like, but on one condition. It must be worse than what happened to this lady...................

I've been at a wedding where the best man got wasted, then it came to his speech. He stood up with trousers and boxer shorts around his ankles and said "I've got a massive c***" then sat down again.
At that point things went downhill.

May 25th 2011, 4:23 pm

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Re: It's The "Worst Thing To Happen On A Wedding Day" thread.....

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You can post what you like, but on one condition. It must be worse than what happened to this lady...................

My cousin's best man decided that his speech was the perfect time to tell the bride about her new husband's sexual conquests of the past.... tumbleweed moment, broken only by her jumping up and running out of the reception in tears to the nearest toilet.

Didn't help that, according to the best man, the conquest looked like a German shotputter ....