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Millhouse Jun 19th 2010 2:25 am

Re: Introducing moi
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8642974)
I assume you are aware of the pussy shaving initiation ceremony that you have to go through before you can be fully accepted here?

Oh, no one told me. I've just shaved the dog... is that ok?

Miss B Having Jun 19th 2010 2:58 am

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thanks for the welcome.....umm pussy shaving initiative???? but I don't have a cat.....:o

As for the forum...yep you guessed it...good ol' EW. BTW..I love FLS!!!! Great name and so well suited to my two who at the moment are cleaning the aircon ducts in the house (gotta use 'em while they are small enough to fit).

I shall respectively try and keep the EW lingo to a minimum....if I slip up feel free to extract the urine....

Sandboy Jun 19th 2010 3:09 am

Re: Introducing moi
 
do you let your maid squeeze your oranges ?

Miss B Having Jun 19th 2010 3:23 am

Re: Introducing moi
 

Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 8643077)
do you let your maid squeeze your oranges ?

Only when I let her out of her room...which btw has no aircon and no windows ;)

Millhouse Jun 19th 2010 3:28 am

Re: Introducing moi
 

Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 8643077)
do you let your maid squeeze your oranges ?

I make sure mine polishes my taps.

Grace O Malley Jun 19th 2010 4:21 am

Re: Introducing moi
 

Originally Posted by norsk (Post 8642958)
how about using FLS to signify both a daughter and son? I'll leave it up to interpretation what the F and S stand for, but L = little....

ha ha nice....

soukie Jun 19th 2010 4:36 am

Re: Introducing moi
 

Originally Posted by Grace O Malley (Post 8642921)
so give us your user name on EW and lets see why you got kicked off...

DD? DS?

Welcome anyway

Really hate this D business - my DH would think there was something wrong if I referred to him as that !!! Lets keep BE "D" free....

seven seas Jun 19th 2010 4:42 am

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Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 8643077)
do you let your maid squeeze your oranges ?

:rofl:

Sandboy Jun 19th 2010 5:12 am

Re: Introducing moi
 

Originally Posted by Miss B Having (Post 8643089)
Only when I let her out of her room...which btw has no aircon and no windows ;)

worraboot yer melons ?

GuyinUAE Jun 19th 2010 7:33 am

Re: Introducing moi
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8642974)
I assume you are aware of the pussy shaving initiation ceremony that you have to go through before you can be fully accepted here?

You're not a member of Feline Friends anymore are you?

Clay Buster Jun 19th 2010 8:23 am

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I prefer my cat waxed, as it happens.

My "DW" calls EW expat harpie, and tells me about the "b*tch wars" from time to time. As far as I can tell, someone of limited education or intellect starts a thread, and then it goes downhill. But hey, as long as no one swears, says something bad about a site sponsor or Islam, they can pontificate on the virtues of the latest medical breakthough (by which I mean bullsh*t device, cream or pill) or the wonders of organic fish (gee, they must come from a different ocean than the rest...) at length.

And soooooooo......welcome to the Dark Side.

Miss B Having Jun 19th 2010 3:24 pm

Re: Introducing moi
 

Originally Posted by Clay Buster (Post 8643456)
I prefer my cat waxed, as it happens.

My "DW" calls EW expat harpie, and tells me about the "b*tch wars" from time to time. As far as I can tell, someone of limited education or intellect starts a thread, and then it goes downhill. But hey, as long as no one swears, says something bad about a site sponsor or Islam, they can pontificate on the virtues of the latest medical breakthough (by which I mean bullsh*t device, cream or pill) or the wonders of organic fish (gee, they must come from a different ocean than the rest...) at length.

And soooooooo......welcome to the Dark Side.

yep....that sounds about right

MataHari Jun 19th 2010 3:29 pm

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we don't slag off other forums on BE...

lionheart Jun 19th 2010 4:49 pm

Re: Introducing moi
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 8643885)
we don't slag off other forums on BE...

True, we just slag off each other instead;)

Sandboy Jun 19th 2010 6:56 pm

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I might sign up for ew and have some fun before the inevitable ban


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