Introducing moi
 

Afternoon,

Having been kicked off a popular forum for using a naughty word (wtf?) I decided to go over to the other side.

Just wanted to say hi.....

Been in Dubai for 3.5 years, 1 DD and 1 DS (both driving me constantly up the wall :blink:), but have been a ME expat for many years.

Looking forward to getting to "know" you all :D

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I'm pretty sure with the dean or confucius is going to read way too much into what you mean by that lol.

welcome to the bored!

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And a hearty ****ing wecome to you! Enjoy:D

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:lol:Would that be EW by any chance?

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hello missy,

what rude word did you say that was so offensive?

Don't think that'll be a problem on here!

:)

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You said 'debt' didn't you?!

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Welcome to the dark side but beware; we don't tolerate any sort of nonsense on here. So keep it clean, keep it respectful and keep it relevant.


...or not!

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Welcome to the dark side...though still have to behave yourself else get the wrath of the mods. :)

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so give us your user name on EW and lets see why you got kicked off...

DD? DS?

Welcome anyway

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Yes DD = Dear Daughter, DS = Dear Son - definitely EW speak :thumbsup:

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lol any more little gems to look out for...

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how about using FLS to signify both a daughter and son? I'll leave it up to interpretation what the F and S stand for, but L = little....

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What do you think this is? Some kind of support group for rufgees and misfits? Shi t you’re right. You will get on well with bahtatboy

I like the way you jumped ship on the afternoon your got booted. Why did it take you so long?

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I assume you are aware of the pussy shaving initiation ceremony that you have to go through before you can be fully accepted here?

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on webcam right?

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Oh, no one told me. I've just shaved the dog... is that ok?

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thanks for the welcome.....umm pussy shaving initiative???? but I don't have a cat.....:o

As for the forum...yep you guessed it...good ol' EW. BTW..I love FLS!!!! Great name and so well suited to my two who at the moment are cleaning the aircon ducts in the house (gotta use 'em while they are small enough to fit).

I shall respectively try and keep the EW lingo to a minimum....if I slip up feel free to extract the urine....

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do you let your maid squeeze your oranges ?

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Only when I let her out of her room...which btw has no aircon and no windows ;)

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I make sure mine polishes my taps.

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ha ha nice....

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Really hate this D business - my DH would think there was something wrong if I referred to him as that !!! Lets keep BE "D" free....

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:rofl:

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worraboot yer melons ?

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You're not a member of Feline Friends anymore are you?

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I prefer my cat waxed, as it happens.

My "DW" calls EW expat harpie, and tells me about the "b*tch wars" from time to time. As far as I can tell, someone of limited education or intellect starts a thread, and then it goes downhill. But hey, as long as no one swears, says something bad about a site sponsor or Islam, they can pontificate on the virtues of the latest medical breakthough (by which I mean bullsh*t device, cream or pill) or the wonders of organic fish (gee, they must come from a different ocean than the rest...) at length.

And soooooooo......welcome to the Dark Side.

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yep....that sounds about right

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we don't slag off other forums on BE...

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True, we just slag off each other instead;)

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I might sign up for ew and have some fun before the inevitable ban

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I haven't got a clue what your all on about with this D DD FLS crap- can we speak in plain English please FFS!!!

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Surely DH is dick head?

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It's not unique to expatwoman.

DS Darling/dear son.

DD Darling/dear daughter

DH: Darling/dear husband

OH: other half

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EW have never even let me join!

Perhaps they sussed my intention of posting "get a ****** life" almost daily wasn't in the spirit...

I got banned from a baby forum in the uk for a harmless sarcastic riposte about babies and flying. You just KNOW the mums who
complained are the ones you want to kill when you meet them at school/baby group etc.

Welcome from another newbie(ish).

Now for the questions: my maid is asking for more that three hours off a week/where can I get a bodywrap in Jumeira/what can I cook for dinner tonight/is my car-house-handbag big enough/why do people make a fuss of my kids when we're out, can't they detest them like northern Europeans? Please, help me...

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Now for the questions:

my maid is asking for more that three hours off a week - As long as the 3 hours are between midnight and 5am, not a problem...

where can I get a bodywrap in Jumeira - OMG!! Bodywrap's are soooo last year, dahling. Let me give you the name of my fave fish foot massage spa...

what can I cook for dinner tonight - Why have a dog and bark, cooking is your maids responsibility and, if you don't like it, you are well within your rights to deduct the cost of the ingredients from the 3 figure stipend you pay her..

is my car-house-handbag big enough - Never, dahling....

why do people make a fuss of my kids when we're out, can't they detest them like northern Europeans - Oh, but they do, but only because they are insanely jealous of their 'free spirits' and joie-de-vivre.. And until such time as they make it a crime, let them continue to treat the shop assistants like 3rd class citizens, party till 4am and rightly harangue the taxi driver for not understanding their slightly slurred speech ...

Please, help me... - Its not a problem...

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I don't mind being called a misfit, but I violently refute any allegation that I'm a rufgee.

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well its unique to BE, never heard of any of the above and its cringy

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ps What'a a rufgee?

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the opposite of a smoothaitch?

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correct...


darn keyboard. why can't they just put the letters in alphabetical order?