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http://www.7daysindubai.com/Teen-got...ail/story.html

"A teenager got pregnant without having sex with her boyfriend, a Dubai court has heard.

The 15-year-old Emirati girl appeared at Dubai Minors’ Court yesterday clutching her newborn baby alongside the 17-year-old boy, who is also Emirati.

The pair faced charges of having sex out of wedlock and despite the girl claiming the pair had intercourse, a forensic report submitted to the court stated that there was no sign of sexual activity and the girl was still a virgin...." see link for more

They should be careful. A whole religion was started from that kind of lie.

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He admitted touching the girl and it is believed he ejaculated and his semen seeped into the girl’s uterus.


ahhh ... right, seeped in through her belly button.....

Seems legit !! :thumbsup:

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I think we can safely assume that both the boy and the judge have a limited understanding of human reproduction.

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:blink:

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Turkey baster ??

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I hope it doesn't catch on, seems like a very unsatisfying way to (not) have sex.

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No, master.

And presumably she was too posh to push. Either that or it was a ****ing thin baby. (Or as a further option, the "doctor" concerned believes that Facebook entries along the lines of "OMG!!!! Darren and I dun it last night!!! Its messy, innit??!!!! LOL!!!" and receipts for 2 dozen red roses, a box of Milk Tray and some Hot'n'Tingly lube constitute evidence of coitus.)

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Ha ha... awesome!

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Also, if they had sex 3 times but forensic reports showed otherwise, either the doctor who carried out the test was very shit or the chap has a very very small willy!

Maybe thats why they all have big flashy 4x4's....?

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: unbelievable!