Immaculate conception
Jul 11th 2013, 9:22 am
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Immaculate conception
http://www.7daysindubai.com/Teen-got...ail/story.html
"A teenager got pregnant without having sex with her boyfriend, a Dubai court has heard.
The 15-year-old Emirati girl appeared at Dubai Minors’ Court yesterday clutching her newborn baby alongside the 17-year-old boy, who is also Emirati.
The pair faced charges of having sex out of wedlock and despite the girl claiming the pair had intercourse, a forensic report submitted to the court stated that there was no sign of sexual activity and the girl was still a virgin...." see link for more
They should be careful. A whole religion was started from that kind of lie.
"A teenager got pregnant without having sex with her boyfriend, a Dubai court has heard.
The 15-year-old Emirati girl appeared at Dubai Minors’ Court yesterday clutching her newborn baby alongside the 17-year-old boy, who is also Emirati.
The pair faced charges of having sex out of wedlock and despite the girl claiming the pair had intercourse, a forensic report submitted to the court stated that there was no sign of sexual activity and the girl was still a virgin...." see link for more
They should be careful. A whole religion was started from that kind of lie.
Jul 11th 2013, 9:29 am
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Re: Immaculate conception
He admitted touching the girl and it is believed he ejaculated and his semen seeped into the girl’s uterus.
ahhh ... right, seeped in through her belly button.....
Seems legit !!
ahhh ... right, seeped in through her belly button.....
Seems legit !!
Jul 11th 2013, 9:32 am
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Re: Immaculate conception
I think we can safely assume that both the boy and the judge have a limited understanding of human reproduction.
Jul 11th 2013, 9:49 am
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Re: Immaculate conception
Turkey baster ??
Jul 11th 2013, 9:52 am
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Re: Immaculate conception
I hope it doesn't catch on, seems like a very unsatisfying way to (not) have sex.
Jul 11th 2013, 10:01 am
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Re: Immaculate conception
No, master.
And presumably she was too posh to push. Either that or it was a ****ing thin baby. (Or as a further option, the "doctor" concerned believes that Facebook entries along the lines of "OMG!!!! Darren and I dun it last night!!! Its messy, innit??!!!! LOL!!!" and receipts for 2 dozen red roses, a box of Milk Tray and some Hot'n'Tingly lube constitute evidence of coitus.)
And presumably she was too posh to push. Either that or it was a ****ing thin baby. (Or as a further option, the "doctor" concerned believes that Facebook entries along the lines of "OMG!!!! Darren and I dun it last night!!! Its messy, innit??!!!! LOL!!!" and receipts for 2 dozen red roses, a box of Milk Tray and some Hot'n'Tingly lube constitute evidence of coitus.)
Jul 11th 2013, 10:11 am
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Re: Immaculate conception
Ha ha... awesome!
Jul 11th 2013, 10:13 am
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Re: Immaculate conception
Also, if they had sex 3 times but forensic reports showed otherwise, either the doctor who carried out the test was very shit or the chap has a very very small willy!
Maybe thats why they all have big flashy 4x4's....?
Maybe thats why they all have big flashy 4x4's....?
Jul 11th 2013, 10:41 am
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Re: Immaculate conception
unbelievable!
