...for pranks on your wife/girlfriend/coworkers: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-Bradford.html

Massive want...until I become inattentive to my giant rats, as one does and they escape. Also could make a good business if you where in rodent control as people will pay you any amount of money to get rid of rats like that!

what an exciting time they have in Yorkshire darling....................

"Yorkshire Rat Club president Colin Arundel said....."
RAT CLUB!!!!!

Yes quite Patsy, you never see that on Emmerdale do you?

As for Rat Club imagine the surprise of you visitors when a few of those crawl out from under the sofa, absolutely guaranteed way to avoid entertaining .

What is Emmerdale??

An everyday country tale of weird people ..

but I liked Amos Brailey

I saw a very strange dream earlier this morning...

A couple of friends and myself have brought home the catch of a day of fishing, to my house and put them all on my bed...About 9-10 fish, 6-7 hamour-like, 1 small blackish fish, and a whiteish fish that was still alive and breathing after hours and had spikes all over its bedy waiting to poison whoever approached it...Then all of a sudden, this fish had 4 short legs and feet and started walking!!! It was roaming the room and noone dared to get close!!! Then I woke up screaming...

Another dream, either before or after the fish dream, was with either 10-12 yo freak kids on the street, with big silicon boobs, or, they were midgets, again with big silicon boobs... And this time they were screaming when I woke up...