I guarantee these researchers were male

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Aug 22nd 2012, 6:42 am

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norsk

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Re: I guarantee these researchers were male

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Originally Posted by LaLaLayla

Rally? I might try that, it's better than the semem idea.

I am 8 months pregnant and have had it all the way through

so have you in those 8 months perfected your technique?

one of my friends had it all through her pregnancy and she developed a skill which is unlike anything i have ever heard of. spewing into a coffee cup standing on a table 2 meters away with barely any spillage for example..

you would have thought some of the binge drinkers who vom all over the place in pub toilets would acquire similar precision over the years, but alas it seems not..

Aug 22nd 2012, 7:13 am

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Re: I guarantee these researchers were male

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Originally Posted by norsk

Stop lying to the poor boy.

Yes Scamp it will mean the end of that and a lot of other things, or if you're lucky it goes onto a quota system. I won't go into further details out of fear of retribution from the female contingent..

What does a Lobster Thermidor and a blow job have in common?............
You don't get either of them at home!

How do you stop an Emirates flight attendant from giving you a blow job?.....
You marry her!

Aug 22nd 2012, 9:42 am

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Betty Bee

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Re: I guarantee these researchers were male

This is the most hilariously male biased report I have ever read. That said, who am I not to try out these claims

Aug 22nd 2012, 4:04 pm

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Re: I guarantee these researchers were male

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Originally Posted by LaLaLayla

Thanks Scamp. I only have a few weeks to go. It's a girl, no name as yet. Although open to suggestions

Hmm. Michaela Layla?

Aug 22nd 2012, 4:05 pm

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Re: I guarantee these researchers were male

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Originally Posted by Millhouse

Scamp, you will find yourself muttering the words, 'can I have my birthday blow job?'

Hmm. I normally start higher than that on birthdays.

Aug 22nd 2012, 7:11 pm

#36

Norm_uk

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Re: I guarantee these researchers were male

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Originally Posted by LaLaLayla

That sounds interesting

Men lie, though. I firmly believe that most men like slim (size 10-sh) women, but are scared into saying they like 'curvy' (size 14-ish) women.

ETA: Apart from closet Gay men (Yes, I am talking about you, Simon H) who actually prefer size 6-8 women.

Peer pressure on what is attractive is often stronger among younger men especially. Deviations from the norm are not well tolerated in some social circles.

Personally I don't give a crap what other people think about my taste in women. Then again my missus is UK size 10-12, C cup and beats me constantly for posting too much in forums...which is just how I like it