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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...usaolp00000008

Semen 'Is Good For Your Health And Helps Fight Depression'

scrubbedexpat141

In the words of Michael McIntyre's wife; "Can't you just wank in the tea?"

britexpat76

Whats a vegetarians stance on this stance??

I'm sure one of those brain washed loony tune Vegans would say it was living............

LaLaLayla

Last week they were saying that semen is a cure for morning sickness. As a pregnant woman suffering horribly, I can just imagine the reaction my husband would get if he waved that thing in my face professing a cure...

scrubbedexpat141

Woah woah woah.

If I marry my mrs will it end blowies?

LaLaLayla

No, of course not, Scamp. But it's the last thing you want to do when you are suffering from morning sickness, believe me.

scrubbedexpat141

But did it work?

britexpat76

The last thing I want to do when I have a headache is drink a beachams powder, but it works.

al dente

Try semen and get back to us.... for research

LaLaLayla

You know, I would, but I can't even stomach a cup of tea at the moment

scrubbedexpat141

Hmm.

How long does morningn vom last for?

al dente

Try frying some tomatoes in olive oil and having them on toast. The lycopene helps with nausea.

I feel for you, it was horrid.

al dente

24 hours. Morning sickness is an utter misnomer.

LaLaLayla

Rally? I might try that, it's better than the semem idea.

I am 8 months pregnant and have had it all the way through

scrubbedexpat141

So morning sickness actually lasts all day, for like a month? Two months?

Assume it affects folks differently, the girl here barely had it, my sister didn't mention it but the lad who's wife is up the duff is puking black shit apparently.