HR
 

Why is everything so difficult, all I want is a copy of my tenancy, my labour contract and a letter of no objection, why does that take 2 weeks? :rolleyes:

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If you can survive the slothful and obnoxious ways of the Human Remains department without resorting to physical violence, then a long and prosperous career in the Middle East awaits you, as nothing is as bad and frustrating as dealing with the arrogant and incompetent H.R. staff that inhabit the Gulf.:)

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I don't know why I think that HR are working for me, they are actively working against me :(

Re: HR
 

Ahhhaaaaaahaaaahaaa!
H.R. and their mysterious workings are one of the last unsolved mysteries of the human race. If you like spiteful, petty, small minded little sh*ts, then visit the H.R. department. If you are a reasonably rational human being, then avoid them like an Anthrax infection.
( In no way have I had a poor experience of the malicious little arse-heads...):D

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I almost got into trouble before I even signed my contract in bahrain..I waited and waited for my bloody letter and contract..my new boss calls me when he gets back from holiday screaming why I hadn't signed the bloody thing..He had been away for a month, I had met him 3 months earlier for interview and taken the job. I stated I had been pestering HR for it..Interestingly enough, when the british guy I was dealing with was taken of the case, a very sharp indian lady got it all to me in a few days.

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Have been working for the company for 3 years, all I want is copies, grrrrrrrrr :eek:

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Perhaps you should play the Human remains department a song by the Hybrid Children.
It's called "Happiness Is A Warm Gun".....:D

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LOL, :)

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A Human Remains department run by an Indian lady is probably the most efficient that you will deal with. Any H.R. department run by a Brit is an unwelcome journey to meet the lowest of the low.

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dem bones dem bones dem dry bones...

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She is indian, doing my head in, I work with many Indian staff, and they are the best, but HR, grrrrrr, sent here to piss me off :huh:

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What ever you do, don't let the frustration show. Showing frustration and barely concealed temper only gives the wee shites more satisfaction. Their ambition is to get you into a towering rage not unlike Elmer Fudd! (Rascally Wabbits!!) If you blow your stack, then you have lost the game....:D

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This is an insight into the political wranglings that are before me...

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Why don't you have the originals of the tenancy and your labour contract darling?

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Correct , once you blow the head you've shown your hand . Keep calm , be precise , be specific and then execute....