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Old May 4th 2016, 7:54 am
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Old May 4th 2016, 9:10 am
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Hilarious story. People are so stupid.
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my mate (female white brit) had her vibrator confiscated at DXB. She said it was the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to her.
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my mate (female white brit) had her vibrator confiscated at DXB. She said it was the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to her.
Worse if you were a bloke...
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my mate (female white brit) had her vibrator confiscated at DXB. She said it was the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to her.
She must have had a gloomy idea about life in Dubai!!
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Just use a cucumber or a salami sausage
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Just use a cucumber or a salami sausage
There are certainly no shortages of cucumbers or salami in Dubai, but I don’t think she would be keen on German gherkins, I’d have thought!!
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There are certainly no shortages of cucumbers or salami in Dubai, but I don’t think she would be keen on German gherkins, I’d have thought!!
That sounds suspiciously like the voice of experience.
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That sounds suspiciously like the voice of experience.
Not at all. In my system of belief, gherkins are strictly for digestion purpose. I understand that in your system of belief there are no such restrictions!!
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Not at all. In my system of belief, gherkins are strictly for digestion purpose. I understand that in your system of belief there are no such restrictions!!
In your system of belief, digestion is that intolerable time between stuffing your face and wasting an hour in the shitter
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In your system of belief, digestion is that intolerable time between stuffing your face and wasting an hour in the shitter
visitors are reminded not to feed the troll please
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visitors are reminded not to feed the troll please
Quite right. You never know quite how he's going to "play" with his food.
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Worse if you were a bloke...
Been there......Bunny present for the wife but AD customs were very laid back about it. Still confiscated it though. They seemed to sympathise with the fact I'd come from Kuwait!

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Not at all. In my system of belief, gherkins are strictly for digestion purpose. I understand that in your system of belief there are no such restrictions!!
You're unclean. Your mind is filth thinking of what other things can be done with gherkins, cucumbers and salami.

Shame on you.
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You're unclean. Your mind is filth thinking of what other things can be done with gherkins, cucumbers and salami.

Shame on you.
I am not sure how old you are. But assuming that you are over 18 (though I find it hard to believe given this post of yours), then son, let me tell you this fact; those mentioned items are not necessarily viewed equally by all human beings, as you will come to learn as you grow older. If you don’t believe me, check this out:

Katie Hopkins: 'I'll use halal sausage for my naked run after Sadiq Khan win' | London | News | London Evening Standard
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