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Meow Nov 23rd 2010 2:00 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 8999298)
so what do I say? :)

Loo.

:)

Millhouse Nov 23rd 2010 2:01 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 
The question I've always wanted answered is do posh men only have posh wanks?

Blue Cat Nov 23rd 2010 2:02 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8999313)
The question I've always wanted answered is do posh men only have posh wanks?

what exactly is a posh wank? one in a Loo?

Kelli28 Nov 23rd 2010 2:05 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 8999315)
what exactly is a posh wank? one in a Loo?

According to urban dictionary...It's wearing a blob while they do it! :blink:

Millhouse Nov 23rd 2010 2:07 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 
Auto - a cord suit is cool. Please tell me it is Navy and you wear white trainers with it?

beige cord trousers and brogues would be the issue here.

Blue Cat Nov 23rd 2010 2:10 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 8999323)
According to urban dictionary...It's wearing a blob while they do it! :blink:

saves the spillage I suppose ...

Blue Cat Nov 23rd 2010 2:10 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8999325)
Auto - a cord suit is cool. Please tell me it is Navy and you wear white trainers with it?

beige cord trousers and brogues would be the issue here.

how old are you two?

Ethos83 Nov 23rd 2010 2:41 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 
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Ethos83 Nov 23rd 2010 2:44 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 
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Millhouse Nov 23rd 2010 2:48 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 
you didn't answer my question.

lionheart Nov 23rd 2010 2:48 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 8999403)
Have you ever owned a landrover (esp in UK)? Technically no, but my parents have.
Do you hunt/shoot? I have gone hunting and shooting but it's not a regular pastime.
Do you ride? Yes.
Have you inherited quality furniture? Yes.
Do you say loo in place of toilet and napkin instead of serviette? Yes.

You may appear to be posh, Ethos, but the deciding question is undoubtedly...

...have you received your invitation to the Royal Wedding yet?

Ethos83 Nov 23rd 2010 2:52 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 
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Kelli28 Nov 23rd 2010 2:53 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 8999403)
Have you ever owned a landrover (esp in UK)? Technically no, but my parents have.
Do you hunt/shoot? I have gone hunting and shooting but it's not a regular pastime.
Do you ride? Yes.
Have you inherited quality furniture? Yes.
Do you say loo in place of toilet and napkin instead of serviette? Yes.

Poor Ethos what a nosey bunch we are.......Now tell me, do you have a title? :D

Madam Medusa Nov 23rd 2010 3:03 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 8999414)
Do you own family portraits?

Do you have crested silver?

Are your pearls so big most people think they're paste?

For New Year's do you go to New York or a remote island on the west coast of Scotland?

Is your garden a couple acres surrounded by paddocks?

Do you have four children at boarding school and drive a 15 year old volvo estate or land rover?

There's posh, and then there's really posh. Most of you wouldn't know one if you saw it.

I'm only middle class (err...let's be frank here despite the risk of offending people, posh people think I'm middle class, the rest of you don't exist).

yeah, and really posh people don't feel the need to try quite so hard to prove that they are...

MM, xx

Kelli28 Nov 23rd 2010 3:07 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8999408)
you didn't answer my question.

We're probably not worthy ;)


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