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kittycat1 Nov 23rd 2010 1:00 pm

How posh are you?
 
Having discovered Ethos is practically royalty just wondering how many other posh people there are on here?

And what makes someone posh? So here is a posh test (I have a bit of time to kill).

Do you have a regional accent?
Do you bank with Llyods?
Have you ever lived on a council estate?
Have you ever slept in bunkbeds (in your own house)?
Have you ever eaten ham eggs and chips on a Saturday?
Did you own a pair of wellies before they became fashionable but you don't work on a farm?
Do you know anyone called Tarquin, Chester, Fabian or Margaret?
Do you still call your mum and dad Mummy and Daddy?
Do you own a pair of cords?
Do your dogs sleep in the kitchen by the aga or on the bed with you?

Any other good tell tell signs of being posh or not as the case may be?

lionheart Nov 23rd 2010 1:07 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 
Do you prefer your fish and chips wrapped in newspaper?
Does your eldest son go to Eton or Harrow?
Do you prefer football or rugby?
Have you ever bowled a googly?
Enough for starters...

Autonomy Nov 23rd 2010 1:08 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8999191)
Having discovered Ethos is practically royalty just wondering how many other posh people there are on here?

And what makes someone posh? So here is a posh test (I have a bit of time to kill).

Do you have a regional accent? yes
Do you bank with Llyods? no
Have you ever lived on a council estate? no
Have you ever slept in bunkbeds (in your own house)? holiday yes, home no (as only child that would have been very weird)
Have you ever eaten ham eggs and chips on a Saturday? as often as possible
Did you own a pair of wellies before they became fashionable but you don't work on a farm? yes, but did work on farms and lived in the country
Do you know anyone called Tarquin, Chester, Fabian or Margaret? Margaret yes, but that's not a posh name surely?
Do you still call your mum and dad Mummy and Daddy? good god no, never did either
Do you own a pair of cords? I have a blue cord suit - got it made here, it's well cool...
Do your dogs sleep in the kitchen by the aga or on the bed with you? the cats are in the bed (unfortunately)


Any other good tell tell signs of being posh or not as the case may be?

Have you ever owned any Barbour clothing is the 100% give away question...

or obviously did you go to public school....

Sherlock Holmes Nov 23rd 2010 1:10 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 
Very. :rofl:

Kelli28 Nov 23rd 2010 1:15 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8999191)
Having discovered Ethos is practically royalty just wondering how many other posh people there are on here?

And what makes someone posh? So here is a posh test (I have a bit of time to kill).

Do you have a regional accent? Yes
Do you bank with Llyods? Yes
Have you ever lived on a council estate? Yes
Have you ever slept in bunkbeds (in your own house)? Yes
Have you ever eaten ham eggs and chips on a Saturday? Yes
Did you own a pair of wellies before they became fashionable but you don't work on a farm? Yes
Do you know anyone called Tarquin, Chester, Fabian or Margaret? Yes
Do you still call your mum and dad Mummy and Daddy? WTF! NO
Do you own a pair of cords? Yes
Do your dogs sleep in the kitchen by the aga or on the bed with you? Yes

Any other good tell tell signs of being posh or not as the case may be?


Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 8999206)
Do you prefer your fish and chips wrapped in newspaper?
Does your eldest son go to Eton or Harrow?
Do you prefer football or rugby?
Have you ever bowled a googly?
Enough for starters...

Rugby


Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 8999209)
Have you ever owned any Barbour clothing is the 100% give away question...

or obviously did you go to public school....

Yes and Yes

But I swear I aint posh :rofl:

Meow Nov 23rd 2010 1:20 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8999191)
Having discovered Ethos is practically royalty just wondering how many other posh people there are on here?

And what makes someone posh? So here is a posh test (I have a bit of time to kill).

Do you have a regional accent? No
Do you bank with Llyods? No (but I can spell it!)Have you ever lived on a council estate? No
Have you ever slept in bunkbeds (in your own house)? No
Have you ever eaten ham eggs and chips on a Saturday? No
Did you own a pair of wellies before they became fashionable but you don't work on a farm? Yes. And they were green
Do you know anyone called Tarquin, Chester, Fabian or Margaret? yes
Do you still call your mum and dad Mummy and Daddy? Not now
Do you own a pair of cords? Not here. Think I may have some Boden ones in the UK still though
Do your dogs sleep in the kitchen by the aga or on the bed with you? Cat owner
Any other good tell tell signs of being posh or not as the case may be?

You forgot:
Have you ever owned a landrover (esp in UK)?
Do you hunt/shoot?
Do you ride?
Have you inherited quality furniture?
Do you say loo in place of toilet and napkin instead of serviette?


I wouldn't say I am posh, but I do sound as if I spent much of my childhood at the Pony Club...

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Autonomy Nov 23rd 2010 1:21 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 8999226)
Rugby


Yes and Yes

But I swear I aint posh :rofl:

you're a conundrum...

Sherlock Holmes Nov 23rd 2010 1:22 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 
do you pronounce "cloth" as "clawth"

Meow Nov 23rd 2010 1:25 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by alistairboyle (Post 8999234)
do you pronounce "cloth" as "clawth"

You may be confusing posh with speech impediment

Bahtatboy Nov 23rd 2010 1:27 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 
One prefers not to answer.

Kelli28 Nov 23rd 2010 1:34 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 8999232)
You forgot:
Have you ever owned a landrover (esp in UK)?
Do you hunt/shoot?
Do you ride?
Have you inherited quality furniture?
Do you say loo in place of toilet and napkin instead of serviette?


I wouldn't say I am posh, but I do sound as if I spent much of my childhood at the Pony Club...

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8999247)
One prefers not to answer.

I shan't answer any more Q's without a lawyer present..I'm being set up here :lol:

Blue Cat Nov 23rd 2010 1:35 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8999247)
One prefers not to answer.

:):):)

out here you would define poshness as to the amount of toilets you have in your abode :p

Meow Nov 23rd 2010 1:40 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 8999260)
:):):)

out here you would define poshness as to the amount of toilets you have in your abode :p

BC, that's a #fail right there. One never says toilet :rolleyes: It's decidedly non-U.

Blue Cat Nov 23rd 2010 1:55 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 8999271)
BC, that's a #fail right there. One never says toilet :rolleyes: It's decidedly non-U.

so what do I say? :)

Kelli28 Nov 23rd 2010 1:58 pm

Re: How posh are you?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 8999298)
so what do I say? :)

Little girls/boys room, Loo, Bathroom, Bog or Crapper :D


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