Millhouse

get out of here and go back to your green forum. that's offensive around here.

Rubydo

🙊

norsk

that surprises me. i've pegged you as more of an alabama hot pocket sort of guy...

Rubydo

Ok that's gone far enough now boys! This is just filthy talk

mikewot

I see what you did there

Rubydo

😜

iggle

Before any one thinks I love a good Cleverland Steamer. A lyric from a song I used to love when I was alot younger. That's the excuse I am using, and I am sticking with it.

DubInRiyadh

Just to drag this back on topic momentarily, we need names of the skuzzy, sticky floored bars in Dubai...

Meow

We? You mean you want to go to some of them and want us to tell you where.

jam25mack

As mentioned:

Seaview (several have said the band have left and with a particular mention to the Bass player, although i'm not sure most knew she was more interested in the ladies than the gents. A girl I know 'went there'....

Jockeys - grim, very Chinese and not the pick of the bunch.

Yorke - always entertaining, a mix of nationalities and if you head over to the pool tables they leave you alone as if there was some kind of unwritten rule.

Ratskys - Not bad, although it's been a long time.

Ambassador - haven't been in years, can't remember.

The African Bar on Bank St (can't remember the name) - awesome fun, although as a Honkey you get stared at a lot early on....

Manilla 365 - Haven't been in years but used to have a good band and stage show

Jules Bar - entertaining but pretty high pressure sell

Longs - Tame

Regal Plaza (Bur Dubai) - Pino club upstairs club. Entertaining.

Rock Bottom (Bur Dub) - the original and best. Used to be an entertaining night, although haven't been in ages.

There's also the big place in Bur Dubai on Rolla Road, can't remember the name... ahhhh. Anyway, not one I'd recommend.

There are loads more in an around Bur Dubai and Diera...

For the last few Stags I have been on in the UAE we have gone off the beaten track. One was a night out on the lash followed by us all heading to a rented villa in Ghantoot with 'entertainment' shipped in for a show....

Another was up to Rixos in RAK. Two big suites. Bus picked us up, stopped off at Centurion for booze, then a day at the pool bar with challenges then a tour of RAK using the bus. Some very eye opening bars in RAK - one included dancers in their skimpies on stage. Again, 'entertainment' shipped in later for a show....

I've also done a tour of Fujariah, and to be honest these nights were as good as the ones in the less reputable bars of Dubai, and we endured much less hounding by ladies of the night, however, should some of your party need some company it was available.

At the end of the day, most if not all bars in Dubai have gas cookers of one type or another....

mentalist

On a similar theme, I have noticed that the two massage parlours nearest my office have recently had No Men Allowed stickers affixed to their doors by the Municipality in bright yellow/red with a number to ring in case any offenders are observed going in. The timing of my departure now seems opportune.

DubInRiyadh

..if its not too much trouble

mission

errr what are 'cleveland steamers' - never heard of that before

Leannmean

Try Urban Dictionary , ..... not while you're eating though

mission

WTF

'the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.'

and i thought golden showers where on a whole new level