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Old Nov 12th 2015, 10:09 am
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Originally Posted by Rubydo
A week or so?!?! Boring sex life
Number in a week is directly proportional to the number of years married multiplied with number of kids lassie
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Originally Posted by Rubydo
That's what I was getting at to Scamp about less hassle. All men either roll over or turn the TV on/ up after "the deed" as you so lovely put it is done anyway so Xbox wouldn't be anything different
Well, when I'm done - the reason I get up and make a tea is because the lady in question is zoned out in some special world and asleep.
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Number in a week is directly proportional to the number of years married multiplied with number of kids lassie
inversely proportional...
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Well, when I'm done - the reason I get up and make a tea is because the lady in question is zoned out in some special world and asleep.
Yes, usually asleep BEFORE as well as DURING
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Yes, usually asleep BEFORE as well as DURING
you have to pay more for them to stay awake.
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Originally Posted by Millhouse
inversely proportional...
Oh yes, sorry, inversely

Directly would mean....oh dear God no!! What have I gotten myself into!!!!?!??
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Originally Posted by Scamp
I'm fair simpler. Cuddling will just make me hot(ter).

Also, without wanting to be too disgusting, I'd rather she went and emptied / cleaned up than lay potentially spilling man mayo on the sheets.
This is definitely a man convo now haha
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This is definitely a man convo now haha
Yeah, sorry. Lowered the tone a bit.
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Old Nov 12th 2015, 10:38 am
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Yeah, sorry. Lowered the tone a bit.
Nah it's completely fine no need to apologise
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Organise one for the bored. I want to come along.

I've been back in the UAE since the beginning of the year but haven't made it to Deira so far. Closest I've been to is Long's Bar and once to the Music Room.

After too many fancy Marina bars I'm in the mood for something different.

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Only one in Dubai, but have had many boys nights out in the less glamorous parts of town.

Remember; don't be boring, let's go whoring.
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Originally Posted by Rubydo
really don't get why men pay for it tho to be fair, although probably less hassle
Simple. Most nice girls don't want to be pissed on and drilled in the ass on a first shag generally. They also generally don't **** off home after the sacks have emptied and instead come mithering for seconds just as you are dozing off
All from pre 3rd wife days. Now I have loads of kids and no sex.
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Simple. Most nice girls don't want to be pissed on and drilled in the ass on a first shag generally. They also generally don't **** off home after the sacks have emptied and instead come mithering for seconds just as you are dozing off
All from pre 3rd wife days. Now I have loads of kids and no sex.
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Originally Posted by Tockalosh
Simple. Most nice girls don't want to be pissed on and drilled in the ass on a first shag generally. They also generally don't **** off home after the sacks have emptied and instead come mithering for seconds just as you are dozing off
All from pre 3rd wife days. Now I have loads of kids and no sex.
I'm not sure any girl wants to be pissed on to be fair, as for ass drilling.....
Yeah men don't do the whole wait 10 mins and go again!
Ha sounds exciting
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Originally Posted by Rubydo
Yeah men don't do the whole wait 10 mins and go again!
It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night. Does that count?
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It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night. Does that count?
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