Hello. Just logged on for the first time in ages. What is happening?

How's the sandpit?

Not much

Dusty

What's up with you?

Alright chap?

Where in the world are you now?

hot
teetering
full of lemmings

The sandpit is hot and this board is dying on its arse. Most new posters get such a hard time from the bored old regulars they don't stay around and too many posters do nothing but try and point score.

When the initial posts are so bloody annoying it's hard not too and with no one else around we just feed on each other.

We're all doomed

I am quite looking forward to the End of the World. I will be cheered up by knowing that I was right all along.

Spent a bit of time thinking about this because I am undoubtedly guilty of biting heads off on occasion. Shiva is correct, some posters first posts are so stupid or so demanding it takes your breath away. No bothering about introducing themselves or some light chat, just WHAM! I want to know this or that, followed up by why is no one answering my post? Not to mention the obvious non British non Expat who is trolling or trying to get some political point across.
What to do, we are only human Yanni.

Or whiny. Don't forget whiny wah wah why is it all going to shit (because you're not listening dude) posts.

Chavhood is now universal. They are particularly prevalent on forums like this.

"I have to go to America. It is my dream. What do I do ?"

your definition of a chav is that they want to go to the US?

Many do. But not if they have to exert themselves.