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scrubbedexpat141 Nov 18th 2012 5:39 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10388432)
And pricey?

200dhs

100 call out
100 per 1/2 hour

mikewot Nov 18th 2012 5:51 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10388440)
200dhs

100 call out
100 per 1/2 hour

Blimey! Thats excellent. I was told there would be a fee of 250/350 as I didn't have a contract. Hitches & Glitches had the same policy. I wonder if they've relaxed it now.

scrubbedexpat141 Nov 18th 2012 6:05 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10388450)
Blimey! Thats excellent. I was told there would be a fee of 250/350 as I didn't have a contract. Hitches & Glitches had the same policy. I wonder if they've relaxed it now.

I rang their 800 number and spoke to a bloke called Colin...had a slot yesterday afternoon and the guys came round and were seriously quick.

Will use again if I need to.

Meow Nov 18th 2012 6:18 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10388459)
I rang their 800 number and spoke to a bloke called Colin...had a slot yesterday afternoon and the guys came round and were seriously quick.

Will use again if I need to.


That's good service & something worth paying a little extra for IMO.

scrubbedexpat141 Nov 18th 2012 6:24 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10388474)
That's good service & something worth paying a little extra for IMO.

Indeed.

My drill struggled, they just chuckled and the picture (the one Mr Meow sorted) was hung properly and securely within about 4 minutes.

shiva Nov 18th 2012 6:35 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10388459)
I rang their 800 number and spoke to a bloke called Colin...had a slot yesterday afternoon and the guys came round and were seriously quick.

Will use again if I need to.

You must now hand in your man card and cannot get it back until you own a proper tool kit and can use it all on your own

scrubbedexpat141 Nov 18th 2012 6:38 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 10388490)
You must now hand in your man card and cannot get it back until you own a proper tool kit and can use it all on your own

More than happy to conform to that.

You can drill into walls, get sweaty and frustrated, spend time in Ace asking an assistant which raw plug will best suit the concrete in your walls, yell at the wife for help passing you a smaller drillbit because you've ****ed up the first hole etc etc etc etc.

I made one phone call, paid 200dibs, sat and had a beer with the footie on. 25 minutes later the job was finished.

Brains over 'brawn' any day of the week.

shiva Nov 18th 2012 6:51 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10388493)
More than happy to conform to that.

You can drill into walls, get sweaty and frustrated, spend time in Ace asking an assistant which raw plug will best suit the concrete in your walls, yell at the wife for help passing you a smaller drillbit because you've ****ed up the first hole etc etc etc etc.

I made one phone call, paid 200dibs, sat and had a beer with the footie on. 25 minutes later the job was finished.

Brains over 'brawn' any day of the week.

Rule 1: NO job is too big to tackle yourself
Rule2: Never ask for assistance when choosing your tools, you are a man and are born with this knowledge, remember also the people in ACE don't know shit. and go to Speedex not ace
Rule3: You did not **** up the first hole, it was deliberate and part of the plan
Rule 4: Never ever ever call a man to assist you, if you've ****ed it up badly enough wait and the wife will call one thus relieving you of the admission of failure.

To be fair the walls here are a bitch so buy a better drill and use oversized bolts and wall plugs to hang anything heavy. For small pictures there are these things
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

mikewot Nov 18th 2012 6:51 am

Re: Handyman
 
Scamps you really don't get the whole 'being a man' thing do you?

Millhouse Nov 18th 2012 7:06 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 10388503)
Rule 1: NO job is too big to tackle yourself
Rule2: Never ask for assistance when choosing your tools, you are a man and are born with this knowledge, remember also the people in ACE don't know shit. and go to Speedex not ace
Rule3: You did not **** up the first hole, it was deliberate and part of the plan
Rule 4: Never ever ever call a man to assist you, if you've ****ed it up badly enough wait and the wife will call one thus relieving you of the admission of failure.

To be fair the walls here are a bitch so buy a better drill and use oversized bolts and wall plugs to hang anything heavy. For small pictures there are these things
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

You speak a lot of sense.

Scamp - a man who goes to Ace (which is as shit as homebase) to ask what type of raw plug he needs has already failed. Speedex or a proper building shop in Satwa.

It it is heavy/ valuable use a 6mm SDS drill, fisher plugs and decent screws. Otherwise use the little plastic things and get the misses to do it.

scrubbedexpat141 Nov 18th 2012 7:08 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10388505)
Scamps you really don't get the whole 'being a man' thing do you?

I'd definitely call the AA before changing my own tyre. Why do something to please someone else when you can get someone else to do it?

mikewot Nov 18th 2012 7:15 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10388519)
I'd definitely call the AA before changing my own tyre.

Got it now, you're a gayer. Right?

shiva Nov 18th 2012 7:20 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10388519)
I'd definitely call the AA before changing my own tyre. Why do something to please someone else when you can get someone else to do it?

your man card is hereby revoked indefinitely


its also not about pleasing someone else its about being self reliant. kids these days FFS

scrubbedexpat141 Nov 18th 2012 7:41 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 10388530)
your man card is hereby revoked indefinitely


its also not about pleasing someone else its about being self reliant. kids these days FFS

Not to the likes of you it's not. It's a macho pissing contest.

If you're confident enough in yourself and your ability to do things yourself then you don't need to shout about doing them, nor always feel the need to actually do them.

mikewot Nov 18th 2012 7:47 am

Re: Handyman
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10388558)
Not to the likes of you it's not. It's a macho pissing contest.

I think Shiva is coming from the same place as me. I have never even had the thought cross my mind of calling the AA to change a tyre. Car has the tools required and I'll do it before they even got there. I also cook, wash up, do the washing etc. I wouldn't feel like a man if I was unable to operate fully independant and need 'someone else' to do things for me.


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