For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
Jun 14th 2009, 1:18 pm
#91
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
LOL! No!!! Making her ears bleed with the ammount of sweary words a bloke can get into one sentence when he's been with the lads too long. Himself goes away a gentleman and comes back a naturalist... "F**k! Can you get the f***ing butter out of the f***ing fridge? The C*** will be f***ing hard as f***ing f**k. The f***ing C***.
I didn't know dairy products could mate with kitchen appliances but apparently what he meant was, "Can you take the butter out of the fridge as it will be too hard to spread." Ouch, hurts the ears a bit.
I didn't know dairy products could mate with kitchen appliances but apparently what he meant was, "Can you take the butter out of the fridge as it will be too hard to spread." Ouch, hurts the ears a bit.
Jun 14th 2009, 1:21 pm
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
LOL! No!!! Making her ears bleed with the ammount of sweary words a bloke can get into one sentence when he's been with the lads too long. Himself goes away a gentleman and comes back a naturalist... "F**k! Can you get the f***ing butter out of the f***ing fridge? The C*** will be f***ing hard as f***ing f**k. The f***ing C***.
I didn't know dairy products could mate with kitchen appliances but apparently what he meant was, "Can you take the butter out of the fridge as it will be too hard to spread." Ouch, hurts the ears a bit.
I didn't know dairy products could mate with kitchen appliances but apparently what he meant was, "Can you take the butter out of the fridge as it will be too hard to spread." Ouch, hurts the ears a bit.
Jun 14th 2009, 1:50 pm
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
Himself to me: Right, I've f**ked the ******s on the F**ker. How f**king long do the ******s take? How long did you... err... f**k them for?
Then to friends: "Susan does a f**ing lovely... err ya know... f**cks the c**nts in a f**ing nice c**ing thing! Dy'a want another f**king one?
This does not mean he's done something rude ontop some some other people and contrary to what you might think he's not boasting about my prowess or offering any sort of gratifiaction.
This translates as: "I've put the chops on the BBQ. How long do they take? How long did you marinade them for?"
Then to friends: "Susan does a lovely, err... marinade. Would you like another drink?"
N.B: If a word doesn't spring immediately to mind then a sweary word is used to replace it. Same with commas, general pauses and full stops.
I am assured by his colleagues wives that this is completely normal after a couple of months on ops. This has also been noted by those who write books about serving in Iraq/Afghan.
Jun 14th 2009, 4:02 pm
#94
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
Dread to wonder what you would think if you dropped round for a BBQ just after he's got home!!!
Himself to me: Right, I've f**ked the ******s on the F**ker. How f**king long do the ******s take? How long did you... err... f**k them for?
Then to friends: "Susan does a f**ing lovely... err ya know... f**cks the c**nts in a f**ing nice c**ing thing! Dy'a want another f**king one?
This does not mean he's done something rude ontop some some other people and contrary to what you might think he's not boasting about my prowess or offering any sort of gratifiaction.
This translates as: "I've put the chops on the BBQ. How long do they take? How long did you marinade them for?"
Then to friends: "Susan does a lovely, err... marinade. Would you like another drink?"
N.B: If a word doesn't spring immediately to mind then a sweary word is used to replace it. Same with commas, general pauses and full stops.
I am assured by his colleagues wives that this is completely normal after a couple of months on ops. This has also been noted by those who write books about serving in Iraq/Afghan.
Himself to me: Right, I've f**ked the ******s on the F**ker. How f**king long do the ******s take? How long did you... err... f**k them for?
Then to friends: "Susan does a f**ing lovely... err ya know... f**cks the c**nts in a f**ing nice c**ing thing! Dy'a want another f**king one?
This does not mean he's done something rude ontop some some other people and contrary to what you might think he's not boasting about my prowess or offering any sort of gratifiaction.
This translates as: "I've put the chops on the BBQ. How long do they take? How long did you marinade them for?"
Then to friends: "Susan does a lovely, err... marinade. Would you like another drink?"
N.B: If a word doesn't spring immediately to mind then a sweary word is used to replace it. Same with commas, general pauses and full stops.
I am assured by his colleagues wives that this is completely normal after a couple of months on ops. This has also been noted by those who write books about serving in Iraq/Afghan.
Jun 14th 2009, 4:26 pm
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
Go for interval training..set your cadence (rpm for non geeks) to 90+ get your heart rate at the mid 140ish and keep going for 20mins, then ease back for 20 then repeat for a couple of hours. Ipod or good movie or a Lance Armstrong DVD..
My turbo trainer is the business..nearest you can get to out on the road..
You HAVE to wear lycra Shiva, its the law..and get some chamois cream rubbed in your arse before..
My turbo trainer is the business..nearest you can get to out on the road..
You HAVE to wear lycra Shiva, its the law..and get some chamois cream rubbed in your arse before..
Haven;t you already posted this?!?
Jun 14th 2009, 4:32 pm
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
Arranlass, ignore the comments from these 2 trumpets,
Its a common problem in the forces..however I never ever swore like that..but I did come out with the odd forces slang term by mistake.
And if I swore to my wife like that at anytime, there would be hell to pay..
People who have never been in that enviroment would not understand. The worst are the females thou..they are trying to 'man up' all the time..
And 'class' has nothing to do with it MM.
Its a common problem in the forces..however I never ever swore like that..but I did come out with the odd forces slang term by mistake.
And if I swore to my wife like that at anytime, there would be hell to pay..
People who have never been in that enviroment would not understand. The worst are the females thou..they are trying to 'man up' all the time..
And 'class' has nothing to do with it MM.
Jun 14th 2009, 4:38 pm
#98
hmmmm...nice
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
Arranlass, ignore the comments from these 2 trumpets,
Its a common problem in the forces..however I never ever swore like that..but I did come out with the odd forces slang term by mistake.
And if I swore to my wife like that at anytime, there would be hell to pay..
People who have never been in that enviroment would not understand. The worst are the females thou..they are trying to 'man up' all the time..
And 'class' has nothing to do with it MM.
Its a common problem in the forces..however I never ever swore like that..but I did come out with the odd forces slang term by mistake.
And if I swore to my wife like that at anytime, there would be hell to pay..
People who have never been in that enviroment would not understand. The worst are the females thou..they are trying to 'man up' all the time..
And 'class' has nothing to do with it MM.
just thought that 2 posts full of swearing were not really necessary to bring the point across, that's all...think it was all very clear after the first post.
But hey, what do I know...I was never a soldier, so I have no right to speak eh.
Jun 14th 2009, 4:47 pm
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
Correct, you clearly have no concept of what men like him go through on a daily basis..
Anyway..back to flirting or suchlike..
Gotta agree though, we didn't need a breakdown of his poo habits..
Anyway..back to flirting or suchlike..
Gotta agree though, we didn't need a breakdown of his poo habits..
Jun 14th 2009, 4:49 pm
#100
hmmmm...nice
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
you know nothing about me or the people around me...so why don't you shut the **** up for a change.
Jun 14th 2009, 4:50 pm
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
Arranlass, ignore the comments from these 2 trumpets,
Its a common problem in the forces..however I never ever swore like that..but I did come out with the odd forces slang term by mistake.
And if I swore to my wife like that at anytime, there would be hell to pay..
People who have never been in that enviroment would not understand. The worst are the females thou..they are trying to 'man up' all the time..
And 'class' has nothing to do with it MM.
Its a common problem in the forces..however I never ever swore like that..but I did come out with the odd forces slang term by mistake.
And if I swore to my wife like that at anytime, there would be hell to pay..
People who have never been in that enviroment would not understand. The worst are the females thou..they are trying to 'man up' all the time..
And 'class' has nothing to do with it MM.
The enviroment he's in is very high pressure. Not quite the same as going for a few more pints with the lads when the Mrs is away 
Jun 14th 2009, 4:52 pm
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
Oh, and er
And then she starts herself. Priceless.
Jun 14th 2009, 4:52 pm
#103
hmmmm...nice
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Re: For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??
Not a problem, I don't think they got the point. My apologies for lowering the tone. I agree, it is horrible and comes as a real shock, especially as he's perfectly normal when he phones me. Believe me he gets told in no uncertain terms when he slips into it now and then over the first few days. Last time he got home he'd been away 5 months and had a mouth like a sewer. He soon reverts to normal. I think it's a lot to do with decompression, just the sheer relief of being home and safe stalls his brain now and then for the first 48 hours The enviroment he's in is very high pressure. Not quite the same as going for a few more pints with the lads when the Mrs is away
The enviroment he's in is very high pressure. Not quite the same as going for a few more pints with the lads when the Mrs is away
