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For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??

For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??

Old Jun 4th 2009, 5:18 pm
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Default For the guys... Who's a WANKER this summer??

Have to admit, I did like the Wife Away, No Kids, Eating Rubbish post earlier..

So, who has peace, quiet and the regular 2-month 'bachelor' life coming up at the end of school term???
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Old Jun 4th 2009, 6:13 pm
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Nothing to do with kids, but mrs typical might go home to see her family over the summer...
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Yup indeedy...june to august..
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Just July for me this year...then it's Sturgis for August.

Brrm, brrrrrrm, brrrrrmmmmmmmm! (Pretend that sound like a Harley rather than a blow up on steroids!)
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Vooooooooshhhhh

(That was my crap bicycle noise)
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Old Jun 4th 2009, 6:49 pm
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Vooooooooshhhhh

(That was my crap bicycle noise)
You own a crap bike? Well, FFS, go and buy a decent one...
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i still find this phenomenon of wifey leaving for the whole summer totally bizarre...

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i still find this phenomenon of wifey leaving for the whole summer totally bizarre...

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So do I, if my wife did a runner for months on end, Id be concerned.
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Mrs Inse was away for a month in March/April but will be stuck with me all summer.
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
i still find this phenomenon of wifey leaving for the whole summer totally bizarre...

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so do I, I am hoping to be HANKER this summer
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So did I but the opportunity of my daughter and wife spending smog free time in gods country, away from the air conditioning, asthmatic atmosphere....

Sometimes you put your family first..
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So did I but the opportunity of my daughter and wife spending smog free time in gods country, away from the air conditioning, asthmatic atmosphere....

Sometimes you put your family first..
good for you that you think it's putting family first...we'd rather spend the time together...asthma is much, much worse in the uk than here, btw...maybe scotland is the exception...

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So did I but the opportunity of my daughter and wife spending smog free time in gods country, away from the air conditioning, asthmatic atmosphere....

Sometimes you put your family first..
Do you get lonely when they are away Commander?

I'm going for 5 weeks hubbie coming for 2. I would stay longer but i worry about him here on his own.
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I could never understand going back to UK for the summer - would rather go on a 'proper' holiday with husband and kids. Used to love the summers in Dubai - you could park easily, no traffic, all the silly bints had left, I used to really resent them when they all came back and got in the way

Of course lots of summer bachelors don't have to wank - they just go to the nearest bar . . . .

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I could never understand going back to UK for the summer - would rather go on a 'proper' holiday with husband and kids. Used to love the summers in Dubai - you could park easily, no traffic, all the silly bints had left, I used to really resent them when they all came back and got in the way

Of course lots of summer bachelors don't have to wank - they just go to the nearest bar . . . .

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Yeah i've seen that Nic! Not good!

I'm going home for 5 weeks coz i have 3 weddings and 2 of them are my best friends. Unfortunately i'm only going to make 1 friend wedding and 1 hen night but better than nothing.
I wouldn't go home for so long otherwise.
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