Kix

Next time I see you on the roads....

mentalist

Who in their right minds wants to play golf in this heat, let alone pay for the privilege? Do they deploy portable air-con units along the fairways/greens?

Kix

Isn't it floodlit on an evening?

scrubbedexpat141

No, you just take half a man-up tablet at the start, put your hands in your pants (checking for both bollocks) and look in the mirror to ensure you've not got lipstick on.

Then they let you tee off.

Welivehere

Ahh Mental One you do make me smile. It's not that bad, Scamp has summed it up quite nicely....

scrubbedexpat141

Nothing like teeing off at 48degrees, drinking gallons of water on the way round and still pissing orange stinky liquid, humidity making your glove so wet it makes drips come off your little finger and best of all; your sweat towel being drenched by the 4th.

Irishbeekeeper

you missed the part where sweat runs down the crack of your a$$ and you wonder why on earth are you there anyway, 7 already played with 150 yards to go to the green on a par 5!!

ofcourse anyone who has ever played golf has seen this master piece and not cried and laughed at the same time at the truth and the irony this small, hairy beady eyed comic from the states managed to encompass in 5 minutes of monologue. I bleeping love robin williams!

Blue Cat

I often wonder why you are still here in the UAE, all this bollocks about six months of the year you can't go out etc, it's getting tiresome

Blue Cat