Funny 4 today :-)

Old Aug 9th 2007, 4:53 am
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Default Funny 4 today :-)

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says,

"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
starting salary is $90,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says , "You're Bullshittin' me!"

The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
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Old Aug 9th 2007, 10:53 am
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Default Re: Funny 4 today :-)

Originally Posted by Paidtoplease View Post
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says,

"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
starting salary is $90,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says , "You're Bullshittin' me!"

The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
Ah ah aha ha ,nice one,where is this office?
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