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Old Jul 16th 2009, 5:46 am
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If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; your confidence will be restored!

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Old Jul 16th 2009, 5:57 am
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wow, this couldn't have been more timely...have just had the blondest of blonde incidents at bmw (blonde even for me, lol...) so it's good to know there are people worse than me...

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Old Jul 16th 2009, 6:19 am
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
wow, this couldn't have been more timely...have just had the blondest of blonde incidents at bmw (blonde even for me, lol...) so it's good to know there are people worse than me...

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we need a bit more info from you on this one...
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Old Jul 16th 2009, 6:23 am
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
we need a bit more info from you on this one...
lol...well i was in monsieur medusa's car, which i haven't driven before...he had shown me (sort of, i wasn't really listening) how to start it, but didn't show me how you stop/turn it off...so i arrived, couldn't turn it off or get the key out of the ignition, had to ask some random guy who thought i was trying to chat him up i think, lmao...

we sorted it out in the end, mind...

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Old Jul 16th 2009, 6:28 am
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
lol...well i was in monsieur medusa's car, which i haven't driven before...he had shown me (sort of, i wasn't really listening) how to start it, but didn't show me how you stop/turn it off...so i arrived, couldn't turn it off or get the key out of the ignition, had to ask some random guy who thought i was trying to chat him up i think, lmao...

we sorted it out in the end, mind...

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oh lol...I would have said, I'm leaving it running so it stays nice and cool inside...
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Old Jul 16th 2009, 6:29 am
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
oh lol...I would have said, I'm leaving it running so it stays nice and cool inside...
yeah, but it was over the road from bmw, and i was terrified it might get nicked...i'm already in the doghouse for him getting two black points on his licence which should have been mine, can you imagine if i lost the car as well, lmao...

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Old Jul 16th 2009, 6:33 am
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
yeah, but it was over the road from bmw, and i was terrified it might get nicked...i'm already in the doghouse for him getting two black points on his licence which should have been mine, can you imagine if i lost the car as well, lmao...

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yeah...even a blowjob wouldn't get you out of that one
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
yeah...even a blowjob from Victoria Silvestedt wouldn't get you out of that one
I've altered your quote.
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Do all these people work in my Bank? I got a Visa Infinite, the one for busy people and worry free... I found a transaction for 3000 dirhams that have been charged twice, call them and it looks like I need a letter from the Pope to undo the operation. Bloody rediculous.
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Old Jul 16th 2009, 6:54 am
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I've altered your quote.
that's very kind of you...is she good at it then...
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that's very kind of you...is she good at it then...
even if she wasn't, you could just enjoy the scenery while she tried.
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even if she wasn't, you could just enjoy the scenery while she tried.
hmmm...
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
yeah...even a blowjob wouldn't get you out of that one
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
yeah...even a blowjob wouldn't get you out of that one
Yes it would...for at least 10 minutes.
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