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Fat men are better lovers!

Old Jul 11th 2007, 10:17 am
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and I am not even going to open this link...
Such a closed-minded attitude from you is disappointing. It's not rude or distasteful in any way.
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Old Jul 11th 2007, 10:28 am
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Such a closed-minded attitude from you is disappointing. It's not rude or distasteful in any way.
is it Thursday yet...
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Old Jul 11th 2007, 10:34 am
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is it Thursday yet...
Don't wish your life away.
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Old Jul 11th 2007, 10:37 am
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Don't wish your life away.
I'll take a leaf out of your book shall I...
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I'll take a leaf out of your book shall I...
What, wish you were dead?
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Old Jul 11th 2007, 11:09 am
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What, wish you were dead?
you need a good kick up the ediskcab...
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you need a good kick up the ediskcab...
Are you gnireetneluoV?

You know what, that article actually made me feel slightly better about myself, but it's all melted away now. I'm back in whingeing twat mode, and not only because some bint chose not to tell me she was leaving Dubai rather than buying loads of my furniture, which she promised to do over a month ago.

God, I need a drink. And a kick up the arse. But not at the same time. That would make me spill my drink.
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Are you gnireetneluoV?

You know what, that article actually made me feel slightly better about myself, but it's all melted away now. I'm back in whingeing twat mode, and not only because some bint chose not to tell me she was leaving Dubai rather than buying loads of my furniture, which she promised to do over a month ago.

God, I need a drink. And a kick up the arse. But not at the same time. That would make me spill my drink.
what you got left to sell. Start a thread and stick it on here.
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what you got left to sell. Start a thread and stick it on here.
My soul.
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My soul.
well it is a good soul so I would buy it
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well it is a good soul so I would buy it
Aw, fanks.

Would you keep it in a jar on the mantlepiece?
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Aw, fanks.

Would you keep it in a jar on the mantlepiece?
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Aw, fanks.

Would you keep it in a jar on the mantlepiece?
slap it about a bit...
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slap it about a bit...
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Old Jul 11th 2007, 12:17 pm
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I feel good about myself for the first time in a long time!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle2049288.ece

Bring it on, ladies. Form an orderly queue.
'tresting. Frank lampard waxes his armpits, eh.

Thought I'd throw this in, from the Karma Sutra...

Kind of Union
MAN is divided into three classes, viz. the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam.

Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant.

There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all, as the following table shows...

http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama201.htm


I guess you're in the female elephant market, LJ...
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