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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 5039356)
and I am not even going to open this link...
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 5039568)
Such a closed-minded attitude from you is disappointing. It's not rude or distasteful in any way.
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 5039603)
is it Thursday yet...
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 5039621)
Don't wish your life away.
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 5039660)
I'll take a leaf out of your book shall I...
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 5039667)
What, wish you were dead?
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 5039769)
you need a good kick up the ediskcab...
You know what, that article actually made me feel slightly better about myself, but it's all melted away now. I'm back in whingeing twat mode, and not only because some bint chose not to tell me she was leaving Dubai rather than buying loads of my furniture, which she promised to do over a month ago. God, I need a drink. And a kick up the arse. But not at the same time. That would make me spill my drink. |
Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 5039793)
Are you gnireetneluoV?
You know what, that article actually made me feel slightly better about myself, but it's all melted away now. I'm back in whingeing twat mode, and not only because some bint chose not to tell me she was leaving Dubai rather than buying loads of my furniture, which she promised to do over a month ago. God, I need a drink. And a kick up the arse. But not at the same time. That would make me spill my drink. |
Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 5039865)
what you got left to sell. Start a thread and stick it on here. :)
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 5039873)
My soul.
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 5039886)
well it is a good soul so I would buy it :thumbsup:
Would you keep it in a jar on the mantlepiece? |
Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 5039907)
Aw, fanks.
Would you keep it in a jar on the mantlepiece? |
Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 5039907)
Aw, fanks.
Would you keep it in a jar on the mantlepiece? |
Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 5039915)
slap it about a bit...
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 5038819)
I feel good about myself for the first time in a long time!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle2049288.ece Bring it on, ladies. Form an orderly queue. Thought I'd throw this in, from the Karma Sutra... Kind of Union MAN is divided into three classes, viz. the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam. Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant. There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all, as the following table shows... http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama201.htm I guess you're in the female elephant market, LJ...:p |
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