"Farewell Intercourse"
May 27th 2012, 12:43 pm
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"Farewell Intercourse"
http://www.rt.com/news/egypt-sex-dead-wife-054/
The “Farewell Intercourse” bill was inspired by a Fatwa issued by a Moroccan cleric last year. Zamzami Abdul Bar said that since the two would meet in Heaven again anyway, death shouldn’t get in the way of one last post-mortem marital romp.
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May 27th 2012, 12:58 pm
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
Bah gawd.
Now if they could only pass a law allowing men to get married to dead women up to six hours after death, this will complete the circle.
In related news its looking like the muslim brotherhood candidate will win the presidential election, meaning a sharpish exit may be on the cards for infidels such as myself.
Now if they could only pass a law allowing men to get married to dead women up to six hours after death, this will complete the circle.
In related news its looking like the muslim brotherhood candidate will win the presidential election, meaning a sharpish exit may be on the cards for infidels such as myself.
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May 27th 2012, 1:15 pm
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
Bah gawd.
Now if they could only pass a law allowing men to get married to dead women up to six hours after death, this will complete the circle.
In related news its looking like the muslim brotherhood candidate will win the presidential election, meaning a sharpish exit may be on the cards for infidels such as myself.
Now if they could only pass a law allowing men to get married to dead women up to six hours after death, this will complete the circle.
In related news its looking like the muslim brotherhood candidate will win the presidential election, meaning a sharpish exit may be on the cards for infidels such as myself.
May 27th 2012, 1:33 pm
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
hmm.. oh no my wife is dead, I am grief stricken, oh ok just one last quickie then as long as shes still warm...
ewww!
who wants to have sex with their dead spouse? shows you they must just lay back and think of Egypt! grim grim grim!
ewww!
who wants to have sex with their dead spouse? shows you they must just lay back and think of Egypt! grim grim grim!
May 27th 2012, 6:29 pm
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
Absolute nuts!!
May 28th 2012, 7:35 am
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
You want to laugh about this, but how can mindsets be so different.
Who times this anyway.
Who times this anyway.
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May 28th 2012, 8:33 am
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
Absolutely bonkers. Sometimes I am sure they make things up just to shock the west. (Though I am sure this would also be legal and encouraged in some southern states of the US)
May 28th 2012, 8:42 am
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May 28th 2012, 8:55 am
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
Man phones 999............ "Can you help me,I think my wife is dead"
Operator............." What makes you think that she is dead?"
Man....................." Well, the sex is the same, but the ironing is piling up"
Operator............." What makes you think that she is dead?"
Man....................." Well, the sex is the same, but the ironing is piling up"
May 28th 2012, 9:00 am
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
Does the circumstance of death matter?
I mean a quick sudden heart attack while you are on the job then you might consider having another go or at least finishing... but a four car pile up? I'm not so sure.
I mean a quick sudden heart attack while you are on the job then you might consider having another go or at least finishing... but a four car pile up? I'm not so sure.
May 28th 2012, 9:04 am
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
If it was a decapitation, could you have one last Blow Job?
May 28th 2012, 9:26 am
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May 28th 2012, 10:02 am
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
This new law also applies for women as well, they can also have sex with their dead husband for up to 6 hours after death.........brings a whole new meaning to "a stiffy" :It may be the 1st time that he has remained erect until the wife is satisfied! 
May 28th 2012, 10:07 am
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Re: "Farewell Intercourse"
Though the lack of blood flow could be a problem...........Would she have to wait for rigor mortis to set in??? In which case she could have problems with the 6 hour rule...........