Don't get us all excited and then leave us hangin'

Spill it!

Being an anorak,I would love to know how he knows that for sure...

You know the more I see your posts, despite our obvious differences, in that I am a celtic fan and from Glasgow I cannot see you as anything but the ultimate dinner party guest, perhaps one day, you will lower yourself to the bowels of Seashore and help us set the world to rights Commander, I think you might be my hero

Think Commander has a stalker....

Seashores??? Naaa no private beach.. Lol..

I'm not sure how it goes in Mangrove, but usually we eat dinner at a table

Hey, leave off Comm...

Not his fault he can't use a knife and fork properly....

I'm part of a very cohesive expat community. We weave baskets, dribble together, generally make a mess on the floor...then ride our bikes before trying to kick off commander and his ilk as we fly past on a Friday morning.

Life is good in a comminutity. Eva, where's the glue?

Your left nostril perchancity?

He's suffering prandial confusion,thinks it's brunch and not dinner............

Sorry Lanarkwitch, are you wanting to seduce me?

I have a general rule about people from the WOS...

Oh yeah, ain't it funny how you lose track of these things.

The size of your nose???Lose track of it?
Ain't it Roman?

Nah, my head moves around a bit but the nose tends to stay put.

I shall politley say perhaps my posts have been taken the wrong way this good evening, commander, I think you say what you think, I have missed this in my last 8 years away from Glasgow, this place is full of fannies with tickets on themselves, I'm not into it, I'm just me, I've lived in loads of different countires with cool jobs, doesn't make me any better than anyone else and will never drive a white Pajero if I live to be a million, if you fancy good craic and a good drink while your mrs is away feel free to call round for a good perhaps intelligent conversation. My irish Dh and you seem to see the planet in the same way, I have not the energy to stalk anyone for christs sake I've to take the dog out at 6am