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Crash Aug 25th 2007 12:00 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 

Originally Posted by perla (Post 5233899)
Actually that's how i thought of my nickname. Got inspired by La Perla lingerie one of my favorites. As for stumbling upon this forum, yes, i had a google search on dubai escorts. No, I wasn't looking for british expats! Although i do think that British lads are hot. Their accent makes you go weak. :D

Perla,
I'm bursting to ask you a question. Do you believe in aliens?

The Dean Aug 25th 2007 1:49 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 

Originally Posted by Crash (Post 5233947)
Perla,
I'm bursting to ask you a question. Do you believe in aliens?

How remarkable........... Perla, your English has improved considerably since yesterday.

I suppose that's because a hot Englishman has been showing you his native tongue......?

Or is it just too difficult to keep the faux-English up for more than 24 hours....?

perla Aug 25th 2007 2:53 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 
Since one of my main professional (daytime) duties is to copywrite and proofread (believe it or not) so it would be shameful to have any mistakes in my writing.

Plus, I thought I'll put in more effort in concentrating on my spelling and vocab; perhaps it'll make Patsy Stoned's hobby a bit tougher.. ;)

Yes Crash I believe in you. Just don't burst!

perla Aug 25th 2007 2:55 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 
When did I ever have 'faux-English' by the way? I don't think I had and never will!

Cést pas vrai ma cherie.

Fairydust Aug 25th 2007 2:58 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 

Originally Posted by perla (Post 5234336)
When did I ever have 'faux-English' by the way? I don't think I had and never will!

Cést pas vrai ma cherie.

Sounds like GCSE standard french to me :p and shouldn't it be mon (as you were replying to TD)



Edit in fact it should be :- Ce n'est pas vrai mon chéri

Ray Aug 25th 2007 3:07 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 

Originally Posted by Fairydust (Post 5234342)
Ce n'est pas vrai mon chéri

I love it when you talk dirty ...

perla Aug 25th 2007 3:11 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 
My French is not as good as my English and Arabic.

And it is 'ma' not 'mon' as it refers to the subject (me perla, a female) not the object (TD,male) ;)

The Dean Aug 25th 2007 4:05 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 
Hello everyone!

My name is Perla – Perla Neklis.

I am Arab girl with proper job as English proofreding expart. I find your site by accident when I searching Google for “British Expats With More Money Than Brains”.

In my part time spare time I work as escort. This is not the same as prostitut. A prostitut does sex for money but escort will not do sex, unless the genitalmans give me money. Sometimes the mans give me 100 dirhams but I have no change so we must do sex two times.

I can urn up to 800 dolars in a week if I agree to do stuff for perverts that I wooden want to talk about, because you might get idea that I am cheap slut lacking self-asteam. You think 800 dolars is cheap slut money? In any case I am not prostitut.

I don’t think there is nothing wrong with escorts using their youth and booty to please genitalmans in exchange for money. That is exactly what womans have been doing for centuries, such as Cleapatria, Boadisea and Elizabeth Hurley.

My clients are always company directors, airline pilots and investment bankers. I used to do escort job for chartered accountants but they too sick and disgusting me, always asking me if I can add up to 69. They are not funny, but because they think I am prostitut, they don’t care. The investment bankers are much more politely, because they asking things like ‘can I insert my deposit in your account?’ Real English genitalmans.

Everybuddy should remember escorts have feelings too. We take risks because the mans we go with can do violent and abuse to us. I have always said no to this unless they pay me more money. Sometimes a man will want me to abuse to him, or wear funny clothes, but I see nothing is not wrong with this. It just depends on the price, that is all.

Once again I would tell you I am not prostitut or cheap slut, but if anybuddy send me privates message I can arrange to meat thems. We can meat at nice restaurant or go to my place, but don’t not get wrong idea. I am not prostitut.

And why not you visit my website www.escortsarenotwhores.com and you can see nice pictures of me with not much clothes on.

Love,

Perla x

oktoberon Aug 25th 2007 4:07 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 
cool shag
:rofl:

Ray Aug 25th 2007 4:08 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 

Originally Posted by perla (Post 5228765)
I I entertain men. I might be youger and prettier than the lady in the website, therefore I am getting $600-$800 per hour. :

Now that it strange ...why would you quote dollars
and not local currency ...

Fairydust Aug 25th 2007 4:14 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5234461)
Hello everyone!

My name is Perla – Perla Neklis.

I am Arab girl with proper job as English proofreding expart. I find your site by accident when I searching Google for “British Expats With More Money Than Brains”.

In my part time spare time I work as escort. This is not the same as prostitut. A prostitut does sex for money but escort will not do sex, unless the genitalmans give me money. Sometimes the mans give me 100 dirhams but I have no change so we must do sex two times.

I can urn up to 800 dolars in a week if I agree to do stuff for perverts that I wooden want to talk about, because you might get idea that I am cheap slut lacking self-asteam. You think 800 dolars is cheap slut money? In any case I am not prostitut.

I don’t think there is nothing wrong with escorts using their youth and booty to please genitalmans in exchange for money. That is exactly what womans have been doing for centuries, such as Cleapatria, Boadisea and Elizabeth Hurley.

My clients are always company directors, airline pilots and investment bankers. I used to do escort job for chartered accountants but they too sick and disgusting me, always asking me if I can add up to 69. They are not funny, but because they think I am prostitut, they don’t care. The investment bankers are much more politely, because they asking things like ‘can I insert my deposit in your account?’ Real English genitalmans.

Everybuddy should remember escorts have feelings too. We take risks because the mans we go with can do violent and abuse to us. I have always said no to this unless they pay me more money. Sometimes a man will want me to abuse to him, or wear funny clothes, but I see nothing is not wrong with this. It just depends on the price, that is all.

Once again I would tell you I am not prostitut or cheap slut, but if anybuddy send me privates message I can arrange to meat thems. We can meat at nice restaurant or go to my place, but don’t not get wrong idea. I am not prostitut.

And why not you visit my website www.escortsarenotwhores.com and you can see nice pictures of me with not much clothes on.

Love,

Perla x


LMAO :rofl:

Fairydust Aug 25th 2007 4:15 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 5234366)
I love it when you talk dirty ...

Dirty and posh don't forget

beebee Aug 25th 2007 4:19 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5234461)
Hello everyone!

My name is Perla – Perla Neklis.

I am Arab girl with proper job as English proofreding expart. I find your site by accident when I searching Google for “British Expats With More Money Than Brains”.

In my part time spare time I work as escort. This is not the same as prostitut. A prostitut does sex for money but escort will not do sex, unless the genitalmans give me money. Sometimes the mans give me 100 dirhams but I have no change so we must do sex two times.

I can urn up to 800 dolars in a week if I agree to do stuff for perverts that I wooden want to talk about, because you might get idea that I am cheap slut lacking self-asteam. You think 800 dolars is cheap slut money? In any case I am not prostitut.

I don’t think there is nothing wrong with escorts using their youth and booty to please genitalmans in exchange for money. That is exactly what womans have been doing for centuries, such as Cleapatria, Boadisea and Elizabeth Hurley.

My clients are always company directors, airline pilots and investment bankers. I used to do escort job for chartered accountants but they too sick and disgusting me, always asking me if I can add up to 69. They are not funny, but because they think I am prostitut, they don’t care. The investment bankers are much more politely, because they asking things like ‘can I insert my deposit in your account?’ Real English genitalmans.

Everybuddy should remember escorts have feelings too. We take risks because the mans we go with can do violent and abuse to us. I have always said no to this unless they pay me more money. Sometimes a man will want me to abuse to him, or wear funny clothes, but I see nothing is not wrong with this. It just depends on the price, that is all.

Once again I would tell you I am not prostitut or cheap slut, but if anybuddy send me privates message I can arrange to meat thems. We can meat at nice restaurant or go to my place, but don’t not get wrong idea. I am not prostitut.

And why not you visit my website www.escortsarenotwhores.com and you can see nice pictures of me with not much clothes on.

Love,

Perla x

:rofl: superb :rofl:

Ray Aug 25th 2007 4:22 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 

Originally Posted by Fairydust (Post 5234488)
Dirty and posh don't forget

http://britishexpats.com/photopost/s...o=1695&cat=500

perla Aug 25th 2007 4:28 am

Re: An Escort in Dubai
 
Very impressive TD. Good job!


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