It's gone 7pm, you've been to Yalumba for a civilised brunch with intelligent people. It got a bit rowdy, you went outside for some fresh air, suddenly many more caprinhas later and you get the mad fear.

You have to run, anywhere, fast...

Can you make 100m and Escape From Yalumba?

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Oops - Mods - any chance of moving this to the Sand Pit? Soz....

This is a total oxymoron....no wonder you ran away lol

Are they serving brunch before Ifthar then?

haha, I got about 4m

I know why he is having issues.... he is trying to run with crocks on

I just kept making him fall over backwards lol

I'm going backwards...story of my bloody life!

This is definatly true to life running away from hellhole whilst drunk. I'm almost in tears. The slowmotion constant crashing..