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safety Jul 3rd 2007 7:08 pm

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that is one i can think of, i had my gf in our place back in egypt like 14 years ago, me & my parents lived in a flat, & we were totally naked, not expecting any one to come when my mum just poped her key in the flat door, & god... that was queit an hour afterwards!:rofl:

Madam Medusa Jul 3rd 2007 7:12 pm

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Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5006458)
:o sure dont :o

hey Mythic...how's u??

MM, xx

Blue Cat Jul 3rd 2007 7:20 pm

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Originally Posted by safety (Post 5006500)
that is one i can think of, i had my gf in our place back in egypt like 14 years ago, me & my parents lived in a flat, & we were totally naked, not expecting any one to come when my mum just poped her key in the flat door, & god... that was queit an hour afterwards!:rofl:

naughty boy :rofl:

mythic Jul 3rd 2007 7:37 pm

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5006507)
hey Mythic...how's u??

MM, xx

fine thanks MM and you

Madam Medusa Jul 3rd 2007 9:25 pm

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Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5006580)
fine thanks MM and you

yeah, good thanks...

MM, xx

mythic Jul 3rd 2007 10:17 pm

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5006898)
yeah, good thanks...

MM, xx

good, am off to bed for a few hours now had long week, may catch some of you later or tomorrow xx:p

benzonar Jul 4th 2007 12:11 am

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A number of years ago when I was still living at home, I had gone out one night and met a rather lovely young filly and decided to take a risk and sneak her home. My parents always went to bed before 11pm so I knew we would be safe sneaking in after midnight.

We crept upto my room and before things got really steamy I quickly set my alarm clock to go off at 6am so that my new friend could be away before the folks woke up.

The next morning I was awoken by a rather insistent knock on my bedroom door followed by my father proclaiming "I've brought you brekkie".

At this point time appeared to slow right down as a number of facts quickly meshed together in my head. The first one being that I still had a somewhat naked vixen under my duvet, the second being that my alarm clock had been strangely silent, the third was that my father was now entering my bedroom with a tray laden with breakfast.

It was the last of these that appeared to be the most perverse, he had never done this in my whole time on earth so why had he started now.

The tray funnily enough was laden with two cups of coffee, two plates with toast and some jam. I could have sworn he had a look in his eye of "That's my boy!". He then said I had about an hour as my mother was out shopping.

Miss Eck Jul 4th 2007 12:22 am

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Excellent story Benzonar.

Blue Cat Jul 4th 2007 2:45 am

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Originally Posted by benzonar (Post 5007429)
A number of years ago when I was still living at home, I had gone out one night and met a rather lovely young filly and decided to take a risk and sneak her home. My parents always went to bed before 11pm so I knew we would be safe sneaking in after midnight.

We crept upto my room and before things got really steamy I quickly set my alarm clock to go off at 6am so that my new friend could be away before the folks woke up.

The next morning I was awoken by a rather insistent knock on my bedroom door followed by my father proclaiming "I've brought you brekkie".

At this point time appeared to slow right down as a number of facts quickly meshed together in my head. The first one being that I still had a somewhat naked vixen under my duvet, the second being that my alarm clock had been strangely silent, the third was that my father was now entering my bedroom with a tray laden with breakfast.

It was the last of these that appeared to be the most perverse, he had never done this in my whole time on earth so why had he started now.

The tray funnily enough was laden with two cups of coffee, two plates with toast and some jam. I could have sworn he had a look in his eye of "That's my boy!". He then said I had about an hour as my mother was out shopping.


at least he knew you were straight!!! my friend had a similar experience. Her son was dating her best mates daughter. The best mate called and said that she had found condoms in her daughters bedroom and was really concerned that she was having sex. My mate was elated!!!!! :rofl:

nogrom Jul 4th 2007 5:23 am

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Whilst in NY;

My boss`s secretary and I were engaged in a few extra curricular afternoon activities (you know how it is)!

Whilst getting down to brass tactics, she decided that we should try a little bondage....

There I was, led into a bedroom blind folded, jeans round my ankles, and tied to the bed.

After having her wicked way with me, she tells me she`s off to the bathroom BUT she never returned.

My driver called to collect me and found me, tied to the bed...

I can see the funny side now but at the time, I was furious that the cow had used my favourite Hermes ties in order to hold me in place...

I got her back a couple of weeks later and we remain good friends, she actually introduced me to my GF

Ray Jul 4th 2007 5:27 am

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I used to love Aesops Fables ....

Miss Eck Jul 4th 2007 5:34 am

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Originally Posted by Ray (Post 5008710)
I used to love Aesops Fables ....

what's wrong with your eyes Ray? :D

Ray Jul 4th 2007 5:35 am

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Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5008741)
what's wrong with your eyes Ray? :D

Reading too much bollix...

Miss Eck Jul 4th 2007 5:37 am

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Originally Posted by Ray (Post 5008755)
Reading too much bollix...

as long as you are only reading it ... could be much worse :p

Madam Medusa Jul 4th 2007 5:40 am

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Originally Posted by Ray (Post 5008710)
I used to love Aesops Fables ....

i was always a jackanory fan myself...

MM, xx


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