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commander Nov 29th 2008 1:02 pm

Eat my Pussy
 
Yum yum..

Shadya Nov 29th 2008 3:35 pm

Re: Eat my Pussy
 
Are you an asshole in person too?

Eva Nov 29th 2008 3:38 pm

Re: Eat my Pussy
 

Originally Posted by commander (Post 7020691)
Yum yum..


Yum-Yum. Yes, everything seems to smile upon me. I am to be married to-day to the man I love best and I believe I am the very happiest girl in Japan!

Peep-Bo. The happiest girl indeed, for she is indeed to be envied who has attained happiness in all but perfection.

Yum-Yum. In "all but" perfection?

Peep-Bo. Well, dear, it can't be denied that the fact that your husband is to be beheaded in a month is, in its way, a
drawback. It does seem to take the top off it, you know.

Pitti-Sing. I don't know about that. It all depends!

Peep-Bo. At all events, he will find it a drawback.

Pitti-Sing. Not necessarily. Bless you, it all depends!

Yum-Yum. (in tears) I think it very indelicate of you to refer to such a subject on such a day. If my married happiness
is to be — to be —


Peep-Bo. Cut short.

Yum-Yum. Well, cut short — in a month, can't you let me forget it? (weeping)

Enter Nanki-Poo, followed by Pish-Tush.

Nanki-Poo. Yum-Yum in tears — and on her wedding morn!

Yum-Yum. (sobbing) They've been reminding me that in a month you're to be beheaded! (Bursts into tears.)

Pitti-Sing. Yes, we've been reminding her that you're to be beheaded. (Bursts into tears.)

Peep-Bo. It's quite true, you know, you are to be beheaded! (Bursts into tears.)

Nanki-Poo. (aside) Humph! Now, some bridegrooms would be depressed by this sort of thing! (aloud) A month? Well, what's a month? Bah! These divisions of time are purely arbitrary. Who says twenty-four hours make a day?

Pitti-Sing. There's a popular impression to that effect.

Nanki-Poo. Then we'll efface it. We'll call each second a minute — each minute an hour — each hour a day — and each day a year. At that rate we've about thirty years of married happiness before us!


Peep-Bo. And, at that rate, this interview has already lasted four hours and three-quarters! (Exit Peep-Bo.)

Yum-Yum. (still sobbing) Yes. How time flies when one is thoroughly enjoying oneself!

Nanki-Poo. That's the way to look at it! Don't let's be downhearted! There's a silver lining to every cloud.

Yum-Yum. Certainly. Let's — let's be perfectly happy! (Almost in tears.)

Pish-Tush. By all means. Let's--let's thoroughly enjoy ourselves.

Pitti-Sing. It's--it's absurd to cry! (Trying to force a laugh.)

Yum-Yum. Quite ridiculous! (Trying to laugh.)

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I'm thinking I know who is the perfect Pish - Tush

commander Nov 29th 2008 5:22 pm

Re: Eat my Pussy
 
Shadya,

No actually I'm not, and my post was a lighthearted comment at all the cat threads that have swamped the forum.

I don't wish to eat your pussy or anyones pussy for that case.

So less of the personal insults please, don't take the fact that you wear sweatshop fake designer underwear from dragon ****ing mart out on me..

MissDemeanor Nov 29th 2008 5:52 pm

Re: Eat my Pussy
 

Originally Posted by commander (Post 7021162)
Shadya,

No actually I'm not, and my post was a lighthearted comment at all the cat threads that have swamped the forum.

I don't wish to eat your pussy or anyones pussy for that case.

So less of the personal insults please, don't take the fact that you wear sweatshop fake designer underwear from dragon ****ing mart out on me..


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Roadking Nov 29th 2008 6:29 pm

Re: Eat my Pussy
 
If ya wanna shave your......


Oops, perhaps one should read the title properly in future. My bad! :huh:

mythic Nov 29th 2008 8:22 pm

Re: Eat my Pussy
 

Originally Posted by commander (Post 7021162)
Shadya,

No actually I'm not, and my post was a lighthearted comment at all the cat threads that have swamped the forum.

I don't wish to eat your pussy or anyones pussy for that case.

So less of the personal insults please, don't take the fact that you wear sweatshop fake designer underwear from dragon ****ing mart out on me..

it was a very good quote


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