Breaking News.....

Just been upgraded from 4.7 to 5.2 on the Richter scale (according to Sky).

Epicentre is Market Rasen in Lincolnshire (well, that's all right then.......!)

More soon............

as long as it stays south of the wall, who cares.........

Tremors felt in Glasgow I'm afraid..........

............. which is surprising - as the residents are usually pissed up or smacked up by that time of night, so they wouldn't normally feel anything.........

Got a text off the parents (In Preston, nr Manchester). It woke them up around one ish shaking the bed and the house. Said it was scary, we aren't use to them!

true, true

I hope the emergency services are coping, sounds dreadful....

"An elderly man suffered leg injuries when a chimney collapsed in Wombwell in South Yorkshire, emergency crews said."

I can't believe I felt the earthquake but went back to sleep thinking I was imagining things!!

Liverpool has been declared a Disaster zone. and they didnt even feel the quake

Curiously, I was awake and sitting up in bed when it struck. Looked at my watch and it was just about 12.55am, started off with a gentle kind of shake whioch then progressed onto a quite a rumble, felt the whole house shaking!!

Geologists have just announced that it wasn't an earthquake - it was my wife shagging one of my mates.........

Ahem...

well at least they made the earth move for her i guess...

MM, xx

I was awake felt it too in my little corner of countryside in Cambridgeshire - live in new build and I was sure house would collapse in on me coz its only paper-mache and glue

Hey could I have your mates number? I was awake reading when I felt the earht move!! I would much prefer his entertainment

Ah...... you were.... er....... "reading"...........

You're coming to Saudi soon - alone I hope??????