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Dying teenager's last wish.........
...... not granted - shame really.......... :ohmy:
PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz. The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model. "Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There's Something About Mary we thought, sure, that's the least we can do for him." But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined. "We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?" Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn't want to know." With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate. "Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?" |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Dingo piffle !!
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
It's a real pickle...
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5917274)
It's a real pickle...
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Cham128
(Post 5917310)
i'm sure she though long and hard about it, but in the end she blew him out...
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Cham128
(Post 5917310)
i'm sure she though long and hard about it, but in the end she blew him out...
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5917337)
I'm surprised Catherine Zeta Jones said no - she is Welsh after all, so I would have thought she would have been a dead cert.......
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
I could name a few z list celebs who would jump at the chance!!!:lol:
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by madmidwife
(Post 5917375)
I could name a few z list celebs who would jump at the chance!!!:lol:
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5917412)
Really? Could you give me their names? I'd love a blow job....... it's been years.....
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5917428)
I heard that Fergie from BEP is a y lister...So close...
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5917511)
.....clever.......... very clever.........
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5917337)
I'm surprised Catherine Zeta Jones said no - she is Welsh after all, so I would have thought she would have been a dead cert.......
MM, xx |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5917412)
Really? Could you give me their names? I'd love a blow job....... it's been years.....
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5917412)
Really? Could you give me their names? I'd love a blow job....... it's been years.....
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5918386)
err...the welsh are the most discerning of all...you should know that...
MM, xx The welsh dont do young boys.Only sheep...Baaaaaaaaaaa:rofl: |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5920134)
The welsh dont do young boys.Only sheep...Baaaaaaaaaaa:rofl:
...not that i'd ever need to know that |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Cham128
(Post 5921467)
hey now... legally if you kill it first, it becomes meat not an animal so you can't be prosecuted...
...not that i'd ever need to know that |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5921601)
Mmmm...because necrophillia isnt half as bad as sheep shagging!!!
so what it comes down to is, which is worse, paedophillia, zoophillia or necrophillia? |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Cham128
(Post 5921630)
hey don't shoot the messenger! lol
so what it comes down to is, which is worse, paedophillia, zoophillia or necrophillia? |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Bit of a sack o spuds are ya?!
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
However, did hear a story about a guy who didn't know his wife was dead. He said the sex was the same, but he did notice the washing up was getting behind a bit.....
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5921716)
However, did hear a story about a guy who didn't know his wife was dead. He said the sex was the same, but he did notice the washing up was getting behind a bit.....
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5921719)
No,im not usually dead.........just sleeping!!:rofl:
MM, xx |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5920134)
The welsh dont do young boys.Only sheep...Baaaaaaaaaaa:rofl:
MM, xx |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5921915)
yeah...sheep that you english go and eat, eeuuwwww...
MM, xx |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5921719)
No,im not usually dead.........just sleeping!!:rofl:
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5921931)
Ah, so he's with someone else?! Have you done the 'Why don't you ever talk to me during sex' line and been surprised by the reply ' There's never a phone nearby'?
I dont like to interupt him. |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5921719)
No,im not usually dead.........just sleeping!!:rofl:
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5921951)
Psycho...
Thats Miss Psycho to you. |
Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5921967)
Thats Miss Psycho to you.
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5921978)
Check your PM...
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 5922001)
I am not doing the PM thing anymore...it's soooo last week
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5922018)
Stop living in the past man!!! Go downstairs,hop into your car and yank out the rear view mirror...
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 5922026)
like yeah dude...
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5922031)
Like,far out!!!
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 5922041)
like...like
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5922051)
Dude!!!Dang...
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Moving swiftly on....
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Re: Dying teenager's last wish.........
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 5922065)
anyway...
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5922068)
Moving swiftly on....
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