Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Q. Two Dundonians jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society. Q. What does a Dundee girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old Dundee girl? A. Granny. Q. Why did the Dundee girl cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q. What do you call a Dundee girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. What's the first question during a Dundee quiz night? A. What you looking at? Q. Two Dundee kids in a car without any music - who is driving? A. The policeman. Q. What's the difference between a Dundee boy and an Dundee girl? A. A Dundee girl has a higher sperm count. Q. What's the most confusing day in Dundee ? A. Fathers day |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
well...that was fun
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 6991461)
well...that was fun
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Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991474)
It wasnt meant to be funny, if you have ever been to dundee (which i seriously doubt), you will know that the above are actually reflections of Dundeh women.
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 6991483)
it was the word 'jokes' in the thread title that confused me...
not all jokes are meant to be funny though..... I would tell more, but id get banned and be accused of being a racist... |
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Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991502)
Fair point!
not all jokes are meant to be funny though..... I would tell more, but id get banned and be accused of being a racist... |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 6991517)
how can a ginger be racist...you of all people must know what it is like to be discriminated against...
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admin,
please ban MH for this racist slur. I am deeply offended. Its auburn sunset, not ginger My lawyers will be in touch |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991523)
admin,
please ban MH for this racist slur. I am deeply offended. Its auburn sunset, not ginger My lawyers will be in touch |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Do the above jokes hold true of the students at university in Dundee? :)
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Originally Posted by snowbunny
(Post 6991549)
Do the above jokes hold true of the students at university in Dundee? :)
why you ask? |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 6991517)
how can a ginger be racist...you of all people must know what it is like to be discriminated against...
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991561)
even more so for Abertay students..
why you ask? |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by snowbunny
(Post 6991571)
I have friends who went there. A couple of them are helping out the financially strapped Dundee football team.
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Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991572)
by eating thier pies?
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991441)
Q. Two Dundonians jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society. Q. What does a Dundee girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old Dundee girl? A. Granny. Q. Why did the Dundee girl cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q. What do you call a Dundee girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. What's the first question during a Dundee quiz night? A. What you looking at? Q. Two Dundee kids in a car without any music - who is driving? A. The policeman. Q. What's the difference between a Dundee boy and an Dundee girl? A. A Dundee girl has a higher sperm count. Q. What's the most confusing day in Dundee ? A. Fathers day having spent a great deal of time in dundee (against my will) i can categorically state that these are not racial or cultural slurs but the absolute truth |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by snowbunny
(Post 6991585)
Google my signature.
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by snowbunny
(Post 6991571)
I have friends who went there. A couple of them are helping out the financially strapped Dundee football team.
A Dundee fan and his wife hand a £50 note to the turnstile operator at Dens Park and say, 'Two please'. The man man replies: 'Thank you. Now, would you like a goalie and a striker or two midfielders?'." :rofl::rofl: |
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Originally Posted by shiva
(Post 6991623)
having spent a great deal of time in dundee (against my will) i can categorically state that these are not racial or cultural slurs but the absolute truth
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Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 6991965)
Being an Aberdonian, the only reason I would even drive through Dundee is as a toilet stop on the way to Glasgow!!!! If I went before I left, its the Scone road from Forfar and down thru Perth.......
unfortunately i had to work there whilst living in aberdeen, funnily enough that was the job i quit to come back here.......maybe i should thank dundee???? |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by shiva
(Post 6992007)
unfortunately i had to work there whilst living in aberdeen, funnily enough that was the job i quit to come back here.......maybe i should thank dundee????
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Used to play in the Dundee league from U10-U18's.
Had golf clubs taken to me in Fintry Had our car's tyres punctured in Douglas Dodged needles in the Hilltoon. Aye its a dump. Wonder why i recently bought a riverside apartment there |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6992136)
Used to play in the Dundee league from U10-U18's.
Had golf clubs taken to me in Fintry Had our car's tyres punctured in Douglas Dodged needles in the Hilltoon. Aye its a dump. Wonder why i recently bought a riverside apartment there Coconut Grove, Fat Sam's etc... I have never seen so much upper lip facial hair in one place, and it wasn't just the guys...... |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 6992149)
And the f'ckin excuses for night clubs they had....
Coconut Grove, Fat Sam's etc... I have never seen so much upper lip facial hair in one place, and it wasn't just the guys...... frightning.. The Mardi Gras is still on the go.. |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Two in every one people in Dundee are schizophrenic. !;)
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Dundee 4X Cup-holder:
Dundee Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Dundee Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" Dundee Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech Rep: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" Dundee Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it any longer. The Dundee caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive. |
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C'mon - nobody with any credibility whatsoever ever went to the coconut grove!
Anybody remember The Sands before it became Buddies? (Hate to think what it is now!) |
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Your now talking about dd5, broughty ferry. This is not dundee.
Buddies is now a restaurant type thing. Broughty ferry is a lovely place to be fair. All the dundeh minks dream of having a DD5 postcode. |
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Thanks - understand that.
For info, douglas also comes under DD5 (or it did at one time)! Oh for a wallace's bridie!:D |
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Wallaces, tut tut. Gota be a mclarens bridie from forfar
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6995141)
Your now talking about dd5, broughty ferry. This is not dundee.
Buddies is now a restaurant type thing. Broughty ferry is a lovely place to be fair. All the dundeh minks dream of having a DD5 postcode. |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Clever but unwelcome new trend.............
.......... a thread that only a very few Bored members can contribute to........ |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 7000383)
Clever but unwelcome new trend.............
.......... a thread that only a very few Bored members can contribute to........ |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 7000393)
Just because you arent as well travelled as some of us......
I admit it - you're right............ |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 7000413)
You mean because I've never been to Dundee??
I admit it - you're right............ |
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